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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 8 May 2014

    My audience told me some of their hilarious #Momisms. Tell me yours, and JCP could give you $10,000! http://ellen.tv/Rw6nL9  #JCPcontest

    4:24 PM - 8 May 2014
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      1. Kevin White‏ @ItsKWhite 8 May 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow when I do anything my mom disapproves of, she says "you'll get hepatitis and die", whether it makes sense or not #JCPcontest

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      1. Ally Nickert‏ @allymarie93 8 May 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow once my mom called target from inside of target because she couldn't find any workers. "hi, I'm in the shoe section!" #momisms

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      2. Mama M‏ @5crookedhalos 8 May 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Lil Bro to mom: He called me the 'e' word! Mom: The 'e' word? Bro: You know, 'idiot'! Mom: *chuckling* Well,if the shoe fits!

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      1. // h e s //‏ @LizK304 8 May 2014
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        @TheEllenShow A while ago, I asked what suicide is. Mum said: "It's when you live in sewers with rats. Don't do it." #Momisms #JCPcontest

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      2. Just Lindsay‏ @LinzGotLost 8 May 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow & just for fun... A #Grammyism - 'Of course I've farted! Do you think I always smell like this!?' (On a packed subway no less)

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      3. One Delivery‏ @onedeliveryuk 8 May 2014
        Replying to @LinzGotLost

        @LansonLinz Have you checked our website out yet? :) #kfc #mcds #burger king #nandos delivery..:)

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      2. peaces38‏ @peaces38 8 May 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow my son 3yo, eating gummies and singing "I'm a little teapot" end of song pops a bear in his mouth "tip me over and eat me out"

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      3. peaces38‏ @peaces38 8 May 2014
        Replying to @peaces38

        @TheEllenShow that's probably not Ellen and JCP material, though funny. We were in the car. I almost crashed I laughed so hard.

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      1. Elizabeth‏ @BelleMere82 9 May 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow I give my kids a choice. They can do _____ later or in a little while. They always choose the latter. #Momisms

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      1. juliasbrain‏ @juliasbrain 8 May 2014
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        @TheEllenShow I misread your tweet and thought you were asking for 'mormonisms'.

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      2. SUE DEE‏ @Writemewrite 8 May 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow I got another but it involves a close up of wang in a heart frame n a cannon in Mexico ps my mom told me she's pregnant today

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      3. Sugaree 🇺🇸 🐰‏ @sugaree71 8 May 2014
        Replying to @Writemewrite

        @Writemewrite: Mom is pregnant at 85? Wonders never cease! Pls hold her tight for me; I lost my dad, my anchor & sole parent, in March.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. SUE DEE‏ @Writemewrite 9 May 2014
        Replying to @sugaree71

        @sugaree71 I am so sorry for your loss...

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      5. Sugaree 🇺🇸 🐰‏ @sugaree71 9 May 2014
        Replying to @Writemewrite

        @Writemewrite: Much gratitude and thanks...

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      1. Misty Guye‏ @MCarter584 8 May 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow I buy expensive clothes @ the Goodwill, wash em, & tell my son I bought em @ the actual store. He thinks I washed the new out.

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      1. Pippins McGee‏ @HeatherD13 8 May 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow my gram often told me a story or help with homework and say "that could be right or I could be making that up." #Momisms

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