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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 30 Apr 2014

    Did you hear about the guy who used hairspray on his mustache? It was a real disaster, but he kept a stiff upper lip. #ClassicJokeWednesday

    1:26 PM - 30 Apr 2014
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    174 replies 2,487 retweets 5,877 likes
      1. 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔣𝔢𝔫 ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔬  🔱‏ @StefenColalillo 30 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a bagel! #ClassicJokeWednesday

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      1. Kendall‏ @kendallgnat 30 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow please???pic.twitter.com/V2kPpK2dTC

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      1. April Patko‏ @aprilynne96 30 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        "@TheEllenShow:you hear about the guy who used hairspray on his mustache? It was a disaster, but he kept a Stiff Upper Lip." #crazyforyou

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      2. Sharon Wells‏ @rocknrollgirlwv 30 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Ellen I love ur show but wen r u gonna get Def Leppard to be a guest nd sing?

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      3. Def Leppard Fan Page‏ @DefLeppard_Fans 30 Apr 2014
        Replying to @rocknrollgirlwv

        @rocknrollgirlwv theyve been on before ;) I love ellen too so I looked it up, but they should definitely be on againhttp://youtu.be/lGZRtML008U 

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      4. Sharon Wells‏ @rocknrollgirlwv 30 Apr 2014
        Replying to @DefLeppard_Fans

        @DefLeppard_Fans I agree DL should be back on nd sing one of their new songs

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. Elizabeth‏ @lizmcguire__ 30 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: You hear about the guy who used hairspray on his mustache? It was a disaster, but he kept a stiff upper lip.” @tripodmason

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      1. Alyssa‏ @LoveHasN0Limits 30 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow why do fungi have to pay double bus fares? Because they take up too mushroom.😜 #ClassicJokeWednesday

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      2. Priyom Haider‏ @kingpriyom 30 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow #ClassicJokeWednesday @DWSchoner

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      3. Great Mustachio‏ @DWSchoner 30 Apr 2014
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        How big was that mustache? Love your #classicjokewednesday RT @kingpriyom @TheEllenShowpic.twitter.com/W0Vpk6pCaQ

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Marzena Melby‏ @TCMetroNews 2 May 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow would u do a show about teen modeling?my daughter needs some directionpic.twitter.com/dZqP6jl4Vt

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Emily Moore‏ @MLEmMoore 12 May 2014
        Replying to @TCMetroNews

        @TCMetroNews @TheEllenShow you should contact moorecreative talent agency

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Marzena Melby‏ @TCMetroNews 12 May 2014
        Replying to @MLEmMoore

        @MLEmMoore any suggestions?

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      1. Everett Johnston‏ @BabyEverett 30 Apr 2014
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        @TheEllenShowpic.twitter.com/t2zldk8jA6

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      1. svety139‏ @svetyzoo10 30 Apr 2014
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        @TheEllenShow lo

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      1. Ari & Sel follow PLZ‏ @GerryJunpyo 30 Apr 2014
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        @TheEllenShow Does Dave F have Twitter? He seems really Cool 👍

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      1. d‏ @abelsrus 30 Apr 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow:Here about the guy who used hairspray on his mustache? It was a real disaster, but he kept a stiff upper lip. @MissHbelle

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      1. BeAlertFoodCanHurt‏ @CureFoodAllergy 30 Apr 2014
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        Hey @TheEllenShow did you hear about the 3yo boy on a mission to get a life-saving service dog? RETWEET #TeamGabrielhttp://m.wcvb.com/health/Local-family-in-desperate-need-of-service-dog-for-child/25703840 …

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      1. Erin Brazil‏ @westendboston 30 Apr 2014
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        Hey @TheEllenShow did you hear about the 3yo boy on a mission to get a life-saving service dog? RETWEET #TeamGabriel http://m.wcvb.com/health/Local-family-in-desperate-need-of-service-dog-for-child/25703840 …

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