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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 22 Apr 2014

    Turns out there might be a lot of planets that can sustain life. But Earth's the only one w/ drive-thru Starbucks. That counts for something

    3:20 PM - 22 Apr 2014
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      2. Chandler‏ @ThemeParker104 22 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Actually, I heard Zabron just got one. @TheNeighborsABC @ToksOlagundoye @TemplemanSimon

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      3. Toks Olagundoye  🤷🏽‍♀️‏Verified account @ToksOlagundoye 22 Apr 2014
        Replying to @ThemeParker104

        @YellowCranePr @TheEllenShow @TheNeighborsABC Haha! Good callback to the finalé! Well done!!!!!!! #Bravo

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      4. Chandler‏ @ThemeParker104 22 Apr 2014
        Replying to @ToksOlagundoye

        @ToksOlagundoye @TheEllenShow @TheNeighborsABC I figured you'd like that!

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      1. Addison Duane‏ @addisonsays 22 Apr 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Turns out there might be a lot of planets that can sustain life. But Earths the only one w/drive-thru Starbucks” @averyduane

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      1. sam.‏ @SamKosziollek 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheEllenShow There's a drive-thru Starbucks?! This is news to me...where?!

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      1. That Lady‏ @Bitch_NextDoor1 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheEllenShow Just means all the universe traffic will be stopping here for their morning coffee fix! Backup on Earth exit ramp this morning

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      1. Brent Booher‏ @BrentBooher 23 Apr 2014
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        @TheEllenShow @turtle1221 HILARIOUS, ..... And TRUE!

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      1. Larry Liang‏ @DJPegLeg 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheEllenShow For now...

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      1. READ BIO‏ @hhhhhhhhhhhrre 24 Apr 2014
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        @TheEllenShow @CuteButt111 for NOW

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      1. Alexander Pope‏ @AlexanderAPope 23 Apr 2014
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        @TheEllenShow capitalism and the universe are synonymous

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      1. мaggie  🌙‏ @Mags_Carlson14 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheEllenShow white girls can only survive on this planet..

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      1. Vickki Grujevski‏ @VGrujevski 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheEllenShow my favorite part of the day 12 oclock dancing laughing singing crying love you Ellen all the from Australia

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      1. Nate Phelps‏ @n8phelps 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheEllenShow we don't know that Ellen. Rogmanglet may mean Starbucks on Cygnus beta 7.

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      1. Ed‏ @p4miles 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheEllenShow if you put me on your show I will rub your feet.

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      1. Arizbeth‏ @kayyam29 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheEllenShow I love it

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      1. Alison Rogers‏ @Sykesmom 22 Apr 2014
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        @Lorelei_28 RT@TheEllenShow Turns out there might be a lot of planets that can sustain life but Earth's the only one w/ drive-thru Starbuck

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      1. Desislava‏ @d_kolevaa 22 Apr 2014
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        @TheEllenShow your tweets definitely are spectacular ! :D

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