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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 9 Apr 2014

    Which school do you learn how to greet people? Hi School. #ClassicJokeWednesday

    2:30 PM - 9 Apr 2014
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      2. Esther TheWonder Pig‏Verified account @EstherThePig 9 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Why did the pig need to go see the eye doctor? She had a pig sty!! #esther #classicjokewednesdaypic.twitter.com/DhCYXS9ftA

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      1. Annie‏ @Illtrickit 9 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow You know who tells great jokes? @therandomactorg Possibly... IDK if that's true but you should still invite them #RAonEllen

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      1. Schorn‏ @schorn93 9 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: Which school do you learn how to greet people? Hi School. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @SHANNONOSLAND @moveitlikbernyk

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      1. Jo-Dee Butler‏ @JoDee_Butler 10 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: Which school do you learn how to greet people? Hi School. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @kimengelbrecht You will enjoy this one

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      1. Victoria Ramirez‏ @vickeysings 9 Apr 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Which school do you learn how to greet people? Hi School. #ClassicJokeWednesday”hahahah😂

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      2. Christopher Bartlett-Walford‏ @cobartlett 9 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow #classicjokewednesday What do you give an octopus to make him smile? Ten Tickles

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      1. Aleasha Wiebe‏ @AleashaWiebe 15 Apr 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Which school do you learn how to greet people? Hi School. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @CourtenySlonski thought you'd enjoy this

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      1. JILL‏ @jillro21 10 Apr 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Which school do you learn how to greet people? Hi School. #ClassicJokeWednesday”@mydogyukon_91

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      1. Hanna Crow‏ @hannasweatman 9 Apr 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Which school do you learn how to greet people? Hi School. #ClassicJokeWednesday”@paigesweatman

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      1. Kayla Curry‏ @kayla_curry 9 Apr 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Which school do you learn how to greet people? Hi School. #ClassicJokeWednesday”

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      1. BJD‏ @ba_donka_donk_ 9 Apr 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Which school do you learn how to greet people? Hi School. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @katttie_

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      1. Lala‏ @angieLGlez 9 Apr 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Which school do you learn how to greet people? Hi School. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @raUL_dojeda2014

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      1. relly rell‏ @_tuhrell 9 Apr 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Which school do you learn how to greet people? Hi School. #ClassicJokeWednesday” wait ✋😩 I just laughed too hard 😂😂😂

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      1. Clara Buckley‏ @clarasbuckley 9 Apr 2014
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        “@TheEllenShow: Which school do you learn how to greet people? Hi School. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @Jesus_Meghen

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      1. ✰✭Ashley✭✰‏ @Mrs_baozi 9 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow if you checkout Eric Nam he will make a man out of you (because nam backwards is man XD ) @ericnamofficial #EllenMeetsEricNam

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      1. Debbie ryan‏ @codaholly 10 Apr 2014
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        @sydneyarietta omg.lmao! That is a good one!

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