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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 22 Jan 2014

    How does NASA organize a birthday party? They planet. #ClassicJokeWednesday

    2:03 PM - 22 Jan 2014
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    620 replies 9,323 retweets 10,446 likes
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      2. Kirstie Alley‏Verified account @kirstiealley 22 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Thank you for letting me speak about The http://Dolphinproject.org  ... with all your viewers it could help stop the slaughter.

        63 replies 364 retweets 284 likes
      3. clicks n' whistles‏ @oceanCRIES 22 Jan 2014
        Replying to @kirstiealley

        @kirstiealley @SJDolphins @TheEllenShow If ever a time for change, it IS NOW!! #Blackfish #theCove PLS don't buy a ticket to a dolphin show!

        0 replies 25 retweets 13 likes
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      2. NASA‏Verified account @NASA 22 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        What do planets like to read? Comet books. RT @TheEllenShow How does NASA organize a birthday party? They planet. #ClassicJokeWednesday

        43 replies 543 retweets 635 likes
      3. Alice Sheppard‏ @PenguinGalaxy 22 Jan 2014
        Replying to @NASA

        @NASA @TheEllenShow Did you hear about the astronaut who broke the law of gravity? She got a suspended sentence.

        0 replies 5 retweets 12 likes
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      2. 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔣𝔢𝔫 ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔬  🔱‏ @StefenColalillo 22 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it. #ClassicJokeWednesday

        1 reply 15 retweets 21 likes
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      2. 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔣𝔢𝔫 ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔬  🔱‏ @StefenColalillo 22 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.

        4 replies 19 retweets 29 likes
      3. P. Joseph Cherubino‏ @PJ_Cherubino 22 Jan 2014
        Replying to @StefenColalillo

        @StefenColalillo @TheEllenShow Jesus would drive a Chrysler...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔣𝔢𝔫 ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔬  🔱‏ @StefenColalillo 22 Jan 2014
        Replying to @PJ_Cherubino

        @yogipaolo @TheEllenShow Christler*😆

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      1. Will Rabbe‏ @WillRabbe 22 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        Hey @TheEllenShow Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's alright now. #ClassicJokeWednesday

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      2. Dayna Steele for US Congress TX36‏Verified account @daynasteele 22 Jan 2014
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        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        And @Astro_Clay @TheEllenShow: How does NASA organize a birthday party? They planet. #ClassicJokeWednesday

        2 replies 3 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Kathryn Keyworth‏ @KathrynKeywort1 22 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: How does NASA organize a birthday party? They planet. #ClassicJokeWednesday”

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      1. Dayna Steele for US Congress TX36‏Verified account @daynasteele 22 Jan 2014
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        For @astroEdLu and @Astro_Cady RT @TheEllenShow: How does NASA organize a birthday party? They planet. #ClassicJokeWednesday

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      1. Imani  🗣‏ @imaniszhane 22 Jan 2014
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        @TheEllenShow #HelpWithAndrew 🙌🙌

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      2. Lindsey‏ @lindseyybrooo 22 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: How does NASA organize a birthday party? They planet. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @angzig Ellen stole your joke!

        1 reply 2 retweets 1 like
      3. angela zeigler‏ @angzig 22 Jan 2014
        Replying to @lindseyybrooo

        @lindseyybrooo @TheEllenShow Disney must have sent it to her. My jokes are going #global!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. bobby bourke‏ @bobbybourke 22 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: How does NASA organize a birthday party? They planet. #ClassicJokeWednesday” this is why I hate her @Crud_Light @kevlav23

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Joe HBK‏ @Crud_Light 22 Jan 2014
        Replying to @bobbybourke

        @bobbybourke @TheEllenShow @kevlav23 Wait, so do you follow Ellen on Twitter. #shadyellenfan

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. bobby bourke‏ @bobbybourke 22 Jan 2014
        Replying to @Crud_Light

        @Crud_Light @TheEllenShow @kevlav23 hell no. Dora retweeted that. I might even unfollow her knowing that she follows Ellen. #LGBT

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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