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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 8 Jan 2014

    What kinds of books do skunks read? Best smellers. #ClassicJokeWednesday

    4:55 PM - 8 Jan 2014
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    304 replies 2,795 retweets 3,802 likes
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      2. Martine McCutcheon‏Verified account @martineofficial 8 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow hahahaha! I love that! So silly but it made me laugh out loud! X

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. linda mowle‏ @LMowle 8 Jan 2014
        Replying to @martineofficial

        @martineofficial grandaghter is The Girl with the Pink Bandana http://amazon.co.uk/dp/1494311321/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_awd_Q9EZsb0WDWG5P … Linda Robson suports her.Pls rtpic.twitter.com/uuBX24jzxZ

        1 reply 2 retweets 2 likes
      4. linda mowle‏ @LMowle 9 Jan 2014
        Replying to @LMowle

        @martineofficial thank you for your rt for my grandaughter stacey 8 who has cancer http://justgiving.co.uk/staceymowleappeal …pic.twitter.com/uWWqQ63fBO

        1 reply 2 retweets 1 like
      5. Appledore Packaging‏ @Notjustabox 10 Jan 2014
        Replying to @LMowle

        @LMowle retweeting for u to get funds for lovely Stacey u r amazing x

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      6. linda mowle‏ @LMowle 10 Jan 2014
        Replying to @Notjustabox

        @Notjustabox thank you so much xxx

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      7. Appledore Packaging‏ @Notjustabox 16 Jan 2014
        Replying to @LMowle

        @LMowle u r so welcome keep being positive u r an inspiration xx

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔣𝔢𝔫 ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔬  🔱‏ @StefenColalillo 8 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow What kind of movies do skunks watch? Just the black and white ones. #ClassicJokeWednesday

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      1. 𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔣𝔢𝔫 ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔬  🔱‏ @StefenColalillo 8 Jan 2014
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        @TheEllenShow What kind of movies do skunks watch? Just the black and white ones.

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      1. Officially A Yuppie‏ @yuppieblog 8 Jan 2014
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        @TheEllenShow What do you call a dinosaur that plays basketball? Labrontasaurus #ClassicJokeWednesday

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      1. LizzyReyGrant‏ @LizzyReyGrant_ 8 Jan 2014
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        @TheEllenShow get this pretty little thang on your show :)pic.twitter.com/asOn7ovoUE

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      2. Allison Barz‏ @barz_usmc 8 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: What kinds of books do skunks read? Best smellers. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @Squiabro_xp

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. mr. poopybutthole‏ @trashcanqueen 8 Jan 2014
        Replying to @barz_usmc

        @allison_4_ LMFAO, I love this so much

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      2. maddie‏ @madisonstrunk 8 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: What kinds of books do skunks read? Best smellers. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @whyyousogood

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. spooky shelby‏ @whyyousogood 8 Jan 2014
        Replying to @madisonstrunk

        “@madisonstrunk: “@TheEllenShow: What kinds of books do skunks read? Best smellers. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @whyyousogood” 😂😂😂 YES

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Whitney Cessna‏ @whitter89 17 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: What kinds of books do skunks read? Best smellers. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @chcornwildcats

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      1. Hannah McMenemy‏ @mcmenemyhannah 9 Jan 2014
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