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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 15 Nov 2013

    It's America Recycles Day! I'm gonna recycle a joke from my early days: My Dr. says I need new glasses. Maybe that's why I can't find a man.

    10:24 AM - 15 Nov 2013
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      1. Christina Kersul‏ @CKersul6 15 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow My Dr. says I need new glasses. Maybe that's why I can't find a man.” @jackmarie87 this sounds like a joke you would make!

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      2. Jessica Montes‏ @mijitajess 15 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow @idk_jenny put your glasses on!!!

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      3. Jenny‏ @idk_jenny 15 Nov 2013
        Replying to @mijitajess

        @Jess_Peregrina @TheEllenShow ¿¿¿????

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      4. Jessica Montes‏ @mijitajess 15 Nov 2013
        Replying to @idk_jenny

        @idk_jenny @TheEllenShow mmmm pues. The reason you can't find man is because you need new glasses.....-____- #fail

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. bri‏ @oneetwoobrii 15 Nov 2013
        Replying to @mijitajess

        “@Jess_Peregrina: @idk_jenny @TheEllenShow mmmm pues. The reason you can't find man is because you need new glasses.....-____- #fail” lmao

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      1. Francesca@fairypost‏ @fisha1959 15 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow check out http://Fairypost.com.au  for Christmas

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      1. Sherry Allen‏ @missallen81 15 Nov 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow:I'm gonna recycle a joke from my early days:My Dr. says I need new glasses.Maybe that's why I can't find a man.” @ToriSue22 ?

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      1. Kc Pruneda‏ @kcpruneda 15 Nov 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: My Dr. says I need new glasses. Maybe that's why I can't find a man.” @meagainway.....

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      1. Lacy Jean Moss(:‏ @lacymoss67 15 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow i love your shoe ellen <3

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      1. victoria‏ @clitorilly 15 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow you're perfect

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      1.  ❌Believe ❌‏ @_BoyBelieber_95 15 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow follow me please

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      2. Connie‏ @Conniem87259603 16 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow your so funny@ I have a suggestion I'd like to dare with you.

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      3. Connie‏ @Conniem87259603 16 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow Can youlet people no here they can contacts all on my FB .iam doing it any age. Iam class of 85 Ty vmpic.twitter.com/ZdMrT3xBmo

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      1. demet tarhan‏ @TarhanDemet 21 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow elen lov me

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      1. Mira Palmonez‏ @palmonez 17 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow can you invite bruno again i love to see you kiss him;)

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      1. Nikki Giurastante‏ @NikkiGiurastant 17 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow Lmao...

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      1. AKIFER‏ @akifer100 17 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow you need being recycled. ;)

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      1. annie 🙏🏽‏ @littlewinxo 16 Nov 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: I'm gonna recycle a joke from my early days: My Dr. says I need new glasses. Maybe that's why I can't find a man.”

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