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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 9 Nov 2013

    I can't believe Portia hasn't found me. Isn't she worried about where I am? After I scare the pants off her, we need to have a serious talk.

    11:09 AM - 9 Nov 2013
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      1. Laura  🎃‏ @ellenthemuffin 9 Nov 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow "we need to have a serious talk" so now is called talk ahem

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      1. Pickles Mom‏ @jenk264 9 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow Told you she was at Whole Foods. Why don't you ever listen to me?

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      1. Lannes Del Rey  1️⃣ 3️⃣‏Verified account @LannesDelRey 9 Nov 2013
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        @LucasJustinBowl @TheEllenShow Humm

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      1. -EllenDegeneres!‏ @EllenDeGenStyle 9 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow I bet she is hiding just like you and then you will both get out at the same time, she might be tweeting like you #LOL

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      1. Anna Van Daalwyk‏ @TheAwkwardGirl1 9 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow there's a reason that Ellen is my favorite.

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      1. Storhm Artiste‏ @StorhmArtiste 9 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow TICKLED!!

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      1. CY‏ @C_YoungMoney 9 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow is so fucking funny

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      1.  🌚‏ @eninxs 9 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow is there ANY possible way that a HUGE fan like me simply get a follow back? it would truly mean the world! 😍😍

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      1. anoushka ✨‏ @iinfiniteflame 9 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow lol your so amazing and funny xD

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      1. Zicutake USA Comment‏ @Zicutake 9 Nov 2013
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        @theellenshow I can't believe #Portia hasn't found me. Isn't she #worried about #where I am? After I #scare the pants off her #EllenASK

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      1. PIMENTA AFIADA 🇧🇷‏ @Pimenta_Afiada 9 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow IM MARRIED TO PORTIA!! SHE ARE BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY.!! AHHAHHAHAHAH http://www.pimentaafiada.blogspot.com.br/ 

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      1. Ameshnee Moodley‏ @Ameshnee 24 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow lol

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      1. Caleb Perkey‏ @PerkeyCaleb 20 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow can i possibly get a follow back huge fan !!!

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      1. Tammie norris‏ @tammien38 19 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow hi Ellen

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      1. Nancy morales‏ @Nancyedithm 13 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow Lol

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      1. BoutSTIX Magnets‏ @Boutstix 12 Nov 2013
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        @TheEllenShow haha! Thank you for your humor every day!

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