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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 23 Oct 2013

    What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary? A Thesaurus. #ClassicJokeWednesday

    2:07 PM - 23 Oct 2013
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    372 replies 4,034 retweets 2,376 likes
      1. Michael Buckley‏Verified account @HeyBuckHey 23 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow I feel like the game was not properly explained to Shania Twain. I kept screaming at the TV "ITS NOT CHARADES! SAY SOMETHING!"

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      1. troy gallik‏ @Troy_Danby 24 Oct 2013
        Replying to @LiskeMel42

        @LiskeMel42 Classic TREX joke!

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      2. kate‏ @k8mulligan 23 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary? A Thesaurus. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @OliviaNorman98

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Olivia Norman‏ @OliviaNorman98 23 Oct 2013
        Replying to @k8mulligan

        @kate_mully oh my god that is comedic gold

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Katie Chute‏ @Katiechute46 23 Oct 2013
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        "@TheEllenShow: What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary? A Thesaurus. #ClassicJokeWednesday" @KarissaChute corny jokesss

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      1. Kenneth Holzman‏ @HolzmanK 23 Oct 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary? A Thesaurus. #ClassicJokeWednesday” I AM SO USING THIS IN CLASS!!!

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      1. Sam Yates‏ @twittalesssam27 23 Oct 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary? A Thesaurus. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @HannahFrench818

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      1. Rani Ali‏ @raniali9 23 Oct 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary? A Thesaurus. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @ShareenJiwani

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      1. Erica Daniels‏ @EricA592 23 Oct 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary? A Thesaurus. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @Jazzbro17 😁

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      1. Lou‏ @PluckyPirateLou 23 Oct 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary? A Thesaurus. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @denicemariiie 😆

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      2. Madison LaDouce‏ @mjladouce 23 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary? A Thesaurus. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @Miekuhl MORE JOKES FOR YOU

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. Michael Pierluissi‏ @Miekuhl 23 Oct 2013
        Replying to @mjladouce

        @mjladouce I've never said the word hate and meant it so much before.

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      4. Madison LaDouce‏ @mjladouce 23 Oct 2013
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        @Miekuhl you love me

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      2. Gaia Manning‏ @GaiaManning 25 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow I think a more sophisticated version of this joke should be, What's another name for a dinosaur? A thesaurus. Ha ha.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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