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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 9 Oct 2013

    What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation. #ClassicJokeWednesday

    10:06 AM - 9 Oct 2013
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    282 replies 1,714 retweets 1,167 likes
      1. Tindi‏ @MatinderD 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: Whats brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation. #ClassicJokeWednesday” or just about every guy in brampton.

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      2. Orren Stein‏ @BigOshow14 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        .@TheEllenShow What do you call a pig that does Karate? Pork chop 😏 #ClassicJokeWednesday

        2 replies 9 retweets 9 likes
      3. Joy Goh‏ @PassionJoy 10 Oct 2013
        Replying to @BigOshow14

        @BigOshow14 @TheEllenShow I'll cast a vote for Orren's this time round! ~.*

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Orren Stein‏ @BigOshow14 10 Oct 2013
        Replying to @PassionJoy

        @PassionJoy Thanks 👍

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
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      2. Julia Iapichino‏ @JuliaCappuccini 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @laurr_hidvary😸

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. laura.‏ @laurr_hidvary 10 Oct 2013
        Replying to @JuliaCappuccini

        @JuliaCappuccini What's white, tired, and seeing her bestest friends in 2 days?! OH WAIT THATS ME ❤️

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
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      2. Maddie Hennager‏ @maddie_hennager 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @NussTaylor CLASSIC JOKE WEDNESDAY

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. taylor nuss‏ @nusstaylor 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @maddie_hennager

        @HennagerMaddie @TheEllenShow she felt bad because you missed every Classic Joke Tuesday.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Maddie Hennager‏ @maddie_hennager 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @nusstaylor

        @NussTaylor @TheEllenShow not EVERY one.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. taylor nuss‏ @nusstaylor 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @maddie_hennager

        @HennagerMaddie enough to be a disgrace to #ClassicJokeTuesday

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Maddie Hennager‏ @maddie_hennager 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @nusstaylor

        @NussTaylor SHUSH ANNIE.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Olivia Marie Jacks ☀️‏ @OliviaOjacks 9 Oct 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation. #ClassicJokeWednesday”@Wren1213

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      1. linda‏ @piggelindas 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow @MHajrullahu @justinbieber xD

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      1. Danielle Di Tullio‏ @Danielley__ 9 Oct 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @jaygogna

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      1. Sarah Dawne ૐ‏ @sarahdawneyoga 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        And us next week “@TheEllenShow: What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @KStuveee

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      2. derb, but spooky‏ @derbaderb3 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation. #ClassicJokeWednesday” @RachErnie @TheClaireBeran

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Claire Beran‏ @TheClaireBeran 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @derbaderb3

        @derbaderb3 @TheEllenShow @RachErnie BAHAHAHAHA I love you

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Martine Swarbrick‏ @MartineSwarbric 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation#ClassicJokeWednesday” Defs smtg Ursule would say@corinnegw

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Corinne Grans-Wood‏ @corinnegw 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @MartineSwarbric

        @MartineSwarbric @TheEllenShow Hahahaha! I miss Ursule!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Martine Swarbrick‏ @MartineSwarbric 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @corinnegw

        @corinnegw @TheEllenShow lol yeah I miss our little troupe :$ oh and I think I lost your number... :p

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Corinne Grans-Wood‏ @corinnegw 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @MartineSwarbric

        @MartineSwarbric @TheEllenShow And I still have yours! So i'll be sure to arrange that when I get a new number!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Martine Swarbrick‏ @MartineSwarbric 9 Oct 2013
        Replying to @corinnegw

        @corinnegw lol i guess its a good thing i lost it then! :p and by the time you get back ill probably get a new one too :p

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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