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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 24 Sep 2013

    What animal gets help on Twitter? A cheetah.RT @TheLaurenGraham I'm on Ellen on #ClassicJokeWednesday.Send me faves & I'll use 1 on the show

    10:20 AM - 24 Sep 2013
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    144 replies 212 retweets 475 likes
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      2. Lauren Graham‏Verified account @thelaurengraham 24 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Ha see you soon! (Does #classicjokewednesday hand gesture). Is this a "thing" yet? Anyone? (Hears crickets).

        30 replies 38 retweets 128 likes
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      1. EK Challenge Day‏ @EKChallengeDay 24 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. #ellentoek

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      1. Dary Johnston‏ @DaryJohnston 24 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow what do you call a man with a rubber toe?? #Roberto

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      1. هاشتاق تعليم إنجليزي‏ @englishashtag 24 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        لتتعلم لغة إنجليزية تابع @lineclass وانشر الحساب ليستفيد غيرك @TheEllenShow

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      1. emma brune‏ @emmabrune520 24 Sep 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What animal gets help on Twitter? A cheetah.” @heyits_haleyy @chockey16 I saw this and thought of you guys haha!

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      1. Durango Toy Depot‏ @DurangoToyDepot 24 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow Why did the pirate give up teaching? He only had one pupil #ClassicJokeWednesday @thelaurengrahampic.twitter.com/7r45UCSTyk

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      1. liz yaffe‏ @YaffeLiz 25 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow @thelaurengraham joke for Wednesday! What kind of bees make milk? Boobies! Not sure if its appropriate, but funny

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      1. Sarah Mangione‏ @SarahEMangione 24 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow @thelaurengraham Why was the pepper so annoying??? Because he was Jalapeño Business!! #ClassicJokeWednesday

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      1. Robert Cornelius‏ @rcorneliusphoto 24 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow @thelaurengraham 2 muffins are in an oven, one says "it's gettin hot in here" the other replies "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!?"

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      1. Klaus‏ @im_klaus 24 Sep 2013
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        What about Hedgehogs? #WeNeedLoveToo @TheEllenShow @thelaurengraham

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      1. laetitia neguelouart‏ @letty64700 24 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow @thelaurengraham :-)

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      1. Cody Sharp‏ @CodyRyanSharp 24 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow @thelaurengraham What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer! idear..

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      1. Sabriña ♑️‏ @brynabryne 24 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow Qui est la ? ;) #Hugs

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      2. jessica rux‏ @jessicarux25 25 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow @thelaurengraham

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      3. jessica rux‏ @jessicarux25 25 Sep 2013
        Replying to @jessicarux25

        I hope you got my letter! Everyone loves you please right back or message I have more words to share but ran outa lines. God bless YOU

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      1. tammy wright‏ @nursetammylvn 2 Oct 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow @thelaurengraham confuses say: One with athletic finger make broad jump. TOO nasty for tv yet funny

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      1. Lori Badenhop‏ @scbeachgirl06 26 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow Love seeing @official_tWitch as guest DJ on the show! Awesome team!!!

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