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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 18 Sep 2013

    "@JamieSlupe @theellenshow Dwayne who?#ClassicJokeWednesday!" Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning!

    12:46 PM - 18 Sep 2013
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      1. Brittany Hanna‏ @bdhanna 18 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @theellenshow Dwayne who?#ClassicJokeWednesday!" Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning!” @mhanna13 @Jamie_Hanna @bo_bo_dean moms favorite joke hahaha

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      1. Claire Jeffers‏ @claireejeffers 18 Sep 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: "@JamieSlupe @theellenshow Dwayne who?#ClassicJokeWednesday!" Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning!” @treyjeffers3

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      1. Orren Stein‏ @BigOshow14 18 Sep 2013
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        .@TheEllenShow What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. #ClassicJokeWednesday

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      1. vih‏ @jaurelicious 18 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow #FifthHarmonyOnEllen!!!

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      1. Meganlovespenny Grim‏ @meganpenny143 26 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow @JamieSlupe. We need u Ellen

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      1. Jenni‏ @jennigillard 18 Sep 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: "@JamieSlupe @theellenshow Dwayne who?#ClassicJokeWednesday!" Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning!”@ktkopp14 member this. Its famous

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      1. Lauren Elizabeth𓊗‏ @lelizabeth1218 18 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow "It's dwown to make it funny"

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      1. Renee Dawn‏ @ReneeDawn1 18 Sep 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: "@JamieSlupe @theellenshow Dwayne who?#ClassicJokeWednesday!" Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning!” #thealexneumanspecial #4yearold

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      1. Charlotte Lieb‏ @liebchar 18 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow that is an oldy but goody. I still tell it to my 15 year old!!

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      1. Jenny Hansberry‏ @JrHans13 18 Sep 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: "@JamieSlupe @theellenshow Dwayne who?#ClassicJokeWednesday!" Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning!” @KAT_grat oh em geeeeee

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      1. Molly Gilligan‏ @gilligans1sland 18 Sep 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: "@JamieSlupe @theellenshow Dwayne who?#ClassicJokeWednesday!" Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning!” @beyoncemma !!!!!!!!!!!

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      1. Jeanette Schuman‏ @JSchu224 18 Sep 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: "@JamieSlupe @theellenshow Dwayne who?#ClassicJokeWednesday!" Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning!” @Gabe_Balsamo

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      1. Patrick Cunniffe‏ @pjtcunniffe 18 Sep 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: "@JamieSlupe @theellenshow Dwayne who?#ClassicJokeWednesday!" Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning!”@CDuane512

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      1. anne black‏ @whoiskatiesmom 26 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow my favorite knock knock of ALL time. #ClassicJokeWednesday #Ellenrocks

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      1. Danny DaWayne Arms‏ @DannyArms1 23 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow @JamieSlupe middle names DaWayne and younger bro is Ken, younger cuz used to call us "drain and kid" heard that 1 a few times

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      1. Meganlovespenny Grim‏ @meganpenny143 22 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow how can I send Ellen a e mail I want to tell my story. And meet here o have lung can er

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      1. Darla Gaither‏ @DarlaGaither 22 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow @JamieSlupe That was one of my favorite knock knock jokes growing up. Thanks for reminding me

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      1. Lasandra‏ @lgobes 21 Sep 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: "@JamieSlupe @theellenshow Dwayne who?#ClassicJokeWednesday!" Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning!” @meganderz @westsideflowhan

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      1. Michelle Tupper‏ @chelletup 20 Sep 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: "@JamieSlupe @theellenshow Dwayne who?#ClassicJokeWednesday!" Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning!”@Ashleybrooke22 @KJOEM

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