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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 9 Sep 2013

    I went shopping over the weekend. I found a store that was selling half-shirts, 2 for 1. Couldn't they just sell shirts?

    11:46 AM - 9 Sep 2013
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    142 replies 560 retweets 1,043 likes
      1. Tawera‏ @taweratahuriart 9 Sep 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow our Inspire class are making change in our little town of Te KAraka New Zealand! Watch this space!pic.twitter.com/brzTy3kcVl

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      2. natalie thompson‏ @n_marie37 9 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow @MMTaylor1012 @lexiecamp1 @KatelynStearman ooh, girl, did you get your shirt 50% off?😂

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      1. Patty Virgilio‏ @pattyvirgilio 9 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow come to chemotherapy with me and let's give these people something to smile about! Fighting pancreatic cancer! Please?

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      1. ANNA BELLA‏ @20Annabella 9 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow hhhhhhhh

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      1. King Andrew Cuomo‏ @KingAndrewCuomo 9 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow Ny tax thing you know....

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      1. *~Lacey~*‏ @LuckyLT07 11 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow I would love to meet you Ellen you are one of my role models I have the most respect for but I don't have the money :(

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      1. K8‏ @katedumouchelle 10 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow Ha! Funny stuff!!

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      1. Sandy Wagg Terry‏ @SandyWagg1 10 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow We try to watch you everyday...but I have to work alot...but thats how it goes...Im so glad you're you!!!!

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      1. sandrinoxx‏ @sandypandy970 10 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow I agree

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      1. David Holzmuller‏ @the_holtzy 10 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow half-shirts? I need a store that sells single socks...to match the ones coming out of my dryer.

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      1. Ada Bianca☼‏ @rosypugg 10 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow lmao half tshirts as in crop tops?? 😂

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      1. Lucy Cassidy‏ @lucycassidy77 9 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow when telling my 12 yr old daughter this tweet she misunderstood it and said mum please go buy me a crop top:-)

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        @TheEllenShow

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      1. L‏ @gayfagotyfag 9 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow have U learned nothing from @robinthicke #GoTopless #ItsLegal ..TrustMe #ImAgainstIt 4 #Women #ImAgainsTIT..Unless she wants2

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      1. Karmelina.x‏ @Karmelina96 9 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow please follow me

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      1. Christina Barrett‏ @PeachyPrincesss 9 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow Big, lose, light T-shirts with the T-shirt clips.

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      1. Patsy Elmore‏ @LovesCash 9 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow LOLOLOL!!!!!!!

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      1. Jayden Chew‏ @Jaydenjaguar 9 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow couldn't they? Lol. I think that sale is just made redundant.

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