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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 27 Aug 2013

    What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? Winnie the PU #ClassicJokeTuesday

    1:07 PM - 27 Aug 2013
    • 2,511 Retweets
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    • sara Lacey Lindsey Schoepke Moni 🤟 ramzkie LuckySansei Liv Powell Libby Lexi waigand
    339 replies 2,511 retweets 1,972 likes
      1. Jamie Lynn‏ @jamielynnedw 27 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? Winnie the PU #ClassicJokeTuesday” @edwardslauren4

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      2. levi smith‏ @levilevylevi 27 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? Winnie the PU #ClassicJokeTuesday” 😂😂😂

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Ally Akyol‏ @allyakyol1 27 Aug 2013
        Replying to @levilevylevi

        @levilevylevi @TheEllenShow I laughed way to fucking hard

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Caitlin‏ @caittlin_leigh 27 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? Winnie the PU #ClassicJokeTuesday” @julialynmarie 😂😂

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Julia‏ @julialynmarie 27 Aug 2013
        Replying to @caittlin_leigh

        @caittlin_leigh hahahahahahhahahaha I'm dead

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Papa J‏ @2dancerspapa 27 Aug 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? Winnie the PU #ClassicJokeTuesday” @krynbunker22

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      1. paula p‏ @PPeeps26 27 Aug 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? Winnie the PU #ClassicJokeTuesday”@blairgarner

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      1. Karin Cogbill‏ @kmcogbill 27 Aug 2013
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        Lol!!! “@TheEllenShow: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? Winnie the PU #ClassicJokeTuesday”

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      1. liv‏ @o_stribs 27 Aug 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? Winnie the PU #ClassicJokeTuesday” oh Ellen you get me every time☺

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      1. Jaime Powell‏ @jaime_jane 27 Aug 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? Winnie the PU #ClassicJokeTuesday” you go Ellen!!

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      1. Tara Berwick‏ @TaraBerwick 27 Aug 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? Winnie the PU #ClassicJokeTuesday” @JustinCarroll16 this ones for u!

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      1. Joan L. Holles‏ @JojoMama5 27 Aug 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? Winnie the PU #ClassicJokeTuesday”@natebobphil @janessa_joy @EvanHebert

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      1. becca o'donnell‏ @msbeccaodonnell 27 Aug 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? Winnie the PU #ClassicJokeTuesday” @abigailmorton thought you'd like this

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      2. seb plaski‏ @sebplaski 27 Aug 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Why is Ellen smart? Because she'll never pick a tart.

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      3. seb plaski‏ @sebplaski 27 Aug 2013
        Replying to @sebplaski

        @TheEllenShow Why is Ellen funny? Because she has a lot of money!

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      4. seb plaski‏ @sebplaski 27 Aug 2013
        Replying to @sebplaski

        @TheEllenShow Why should Ellen date? Because when you're gay you want a woman everyday.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. seb plaski‏ @sebplaski 27 Aug 2013
        Replying to @sebplaski

        @TheEllenShow Why does Ellen hide? Because she's on the same side.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. seb plaski‏ @sebplaski 27 Aug 2013
        Replying to @sebplaski

        @TheEllenShow Why is Ellen attractive? Because she's sexually active.

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      7. seb plaski‏ @sebplaski 27 Aug 2013
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        @TheEllenShow Why is Ellen good in bed? Because Portia said!

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      8. seb plaski‏ @sebplaski 27 Aug 2013
        Replying to @sebplaski

        @TheEllenShow Why is Ellen great? Because she loves her mate.

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      9. seb plaski‏ @sebplaski 27 Aug 2013
        Replying to @sebplaski

        @TheEllenShow Why is Ellen a judge? Because she knows what blows.

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