@TheEllenShow Why don't blind men skydive? Because it scares the crap out of the dog! #ClassicJokeTuesday
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@TheEllenShow: Who do you call when you need your pants hemmed by tomorrow? Taylor Swift#ClassicJokeTuesday@taylorswift13” best joke ever -
@MeelsOnWheelz@TheEllenShow@taylorswift13 I don't get it -
@donahoee@TheEllenShow@taylorswift13 it's an inside joke between Ellen, Taylor, and I. you wouldn't understand. -
@MeelsOnWheelz gol lyke zomg
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@TheEllenShow: Who do you call when you need your pants hemmed by tomorrow? Taylor Swift#ClassicJokeTuesday@taylorswift13” omfg
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@TheEllenShow are you her surprise guest again at the staples centre bc you were awesome last year with your tambourine please say yesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow: Who do you call when you need your pants hemmed by tomorrow? Taylor Swift” Oh Ellen, you're so funny
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@TheEllenShow: Who do you call when you need your pants hemmed by tomorrow? Taylor Swift”@klarewarren best one yet!!!#ClassicJokeTuesdayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Schtucka never mind, I figured it out!!

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