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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 7 May 2013

    What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES! #ClassicJokeTuesday

    2:21 PM - 7 May 2013
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    • 3,476 Likes
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      1. brytt 🌺‏ @bryttweb 7 May 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES! #ClassicJokeTuesday” @Kgordwin @oathompson

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      1. Kim Ashworth‏ @scandalous79 7 May 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow NORMAN REEDUS +YOU +ME!!! PLEASE WATCH!!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj4ebpSh7Dg …

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      2. Nicole Ackerman‏ @NicoleAckerman4 7 May 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES!” @decarlo_rachel @decarlo_monica

        1 reply 2 retweets 2 likes
      3. Monica DeCarlo‏ @decarlo_monica 7 May 2013
        Replying to @NicoleAckerman4

        @NicoleAckerman4 @TheEllenShow @decarlo_rachel I LOVE IT

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      1. Brianne Rogosin‏ @Brianne_Rogosin 7 May 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES! #ClassicJokeTuesday” actually died laughing

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      1. cece kessler‏ @cece_kessler 7 May 2013
        Replying to @sky_smi22

        @sky_smi22 @TheEllenShow I enjoy this - I'm definitely going to say this at social gatherings 😂

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      2. Molly Schaus‏Verified account @schaus729 7 May 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES! @cmharris11 @CocoKennedy3 @mdschaus @stevenschaus

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      3. C Kennedy‏ @CocoKennedy3 7 May 2013
        Replying to @schaus729

        @schaus729 @theellenshow @cmharris11 @mdschaus @stevenschaus hahahaha....but feel very confident I know the best supplies joke around!!!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Sam Newhouse‏ @sammylea23 7 May 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES! #ClassicJokeTuesday” @Zdog3211

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      1. Molly Anderson‏ @mollykfrey 7 May 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES! #ClassicJokeTuesday” @HannahBanana410 😂😂

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      2. Orren Stein‏ @BigOshow14 7 May 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow A seal walks into a club. #classicjoketuesday

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      1. Niki Smith‏ @nikkaayyx 7 May 2013
        Replying to @Karlei_F

        @Karlei_F @whip_it2 why was the man ironing his 4 leaf clover? cause he wanted to press his luck! from my mom and dad Hahahahah

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      2. Draculaura‏ @countdraculaura 7 May 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        “@TheEllenShow: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES! #ClassicJokeTuesday” @Count_Olaff

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3.  🎃sarah 🎃‏ @princetamago_ 7 May 2013
        Replying to @countdraculaura

        @Bilbosbitch @TheEllenShow it makes me happy that you thought of me

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      4. Draculaura‏ @countdraculaura 7 May 2013
        Replying to @princetamago_

        @Count_Olaff you are the Joker of all jokesters

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      5.  🎃sarah 🎃‏ @princetamago_ 7 May 2013
        Replying to @countdraculaura

        @Bilbosbitch ill be back for double maths tomorrow ready to rock with the jokes

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