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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 26 Feb 2013

    What's a clock's favorite spice? Thyme. #ClassicJokeTuesday

    12:02 PM - 26 Feb 2013
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    336 replies 2,609 retweets 1,239 likes
      1. jackiee ♥‏ @Jackiee4_ 26 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow help us trend #justinsingforjacqueline!

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      1. Connor Burns‏ @burnsaay 26 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow AHAHAHA ellen enough with the jokes, come to bikeathon you savage #EllenForBikeathon

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      2. Jonathan Silver Scott‏Verified account @MrSilverScott 26 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow: I see there's a new opening for writer on your show. Lol. ;) #WhereToApply

        3 replies 2 retweets 6 likes
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      1. _____‏ @Suze_MackPack 26 Feb 2013
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        @TheEllenShow Your funny but have @bourgmackenzie on your show?

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      1. Abdi 4 President‏ @AbdiOmartv 26 Feb 2013
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        @TheEllenShow I am a disabled person trying to inspire people and I hope this video will inspire you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtmv-OmlLBw … #RT

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      2. Dad?‏ @RainforestMKVII 26 Feb 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What's a clock's favorite spice? Thyme. #ClassicJokeTuesday” @BeckyForza hahaha!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Becky Chlebowski‏ @BeckyForza 26 Feb 2013
        Replying to @RainforestMKVII

        @SainTheRcipper 😂 hahahahahaha! That's a good one!!

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      4. Dad?‏ @RainforestMKVII 26 Feb 2013
        Replying to @BeckyForza

        @BeckyForza thought you might like it😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Trigga Trae‏ @thetcoy 26 Feb 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What's a clock's favorite spice? Thyme. #ClassicJokeTuesday” @rachel_stoff

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      1. WearMeProud‏ @NotCoolToBully 26 Feb 2013
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        @TheEllenShow would you wear this Ellen? I would love to send one to you and all your staff! #StopBullyingpic.twitter.com/1e4QrkYnmY

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      1. Deborah Guedj‏ @deborahguedj 27 Feb 2013
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        Une #roucasserie venue des States RT “@TheEllenShow: What's a clock's favorite spice? Thyme. #ClassicJokeTuesday”

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      1. Melanie Cunningham‏ @Melbatoast64 27 Feb 2013
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        @TheEllenShow I love these jokes. I can pass them on to my 7 year old son to tell his friends!

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      1. Maura Alexis‏ @makeasey 26 Feb 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What's a clock's favorite spice? Thyme. #ClassicJokeTuesday” @joe_irish

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      1. Twana Griffin‏ @tgriff1973 26 Feb 2013
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        @TheEllenShow got 1 for ya mom taught me. What did the frog say 2 bear when he gave him newspaper? -- 'read it- read it' lol

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      1. Sammie Andrus‏ @sammie_andrus04 26 Feb 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What's a clock's favorite spice? Thyme. #ClassicJokeTuesday” @JustyyL

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      1. Giselle Ramos‏ @Gis_L93 26 Feb 2013
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        I would burn my hair off too if it meant I would get to go to @TheEllenShow

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