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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 12 Feb 2013

    It's Fat Tuesday & Classic Joke Tuesday! It's #FatClassicJokeTuesday! Not to be confused with Classic Fat Joke Tuesday. That's in June.

    10:43 AM - 12 Feb 2013
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    • lydia❤terry Camilla Nettum Lisa Cusack Chiruta Roxana Sarah DeGirolamo Andrew chantel🦋 •Elise Parks• Rita A. ISF
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      1. Carla O‏ @CPo_789 12 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Help spread the word for mental health awareness! For every tweet with #BellLetsTalk , Bell will donate! #BellLetsTalk Day!

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      1. Laura Fitzgerald‏ @Larita1007 12 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow How do u make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. :) #FatClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. Garrett Ebersole‏ @DJGarrettEbs 12 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow #GarrettEbsOnEllen!!! Help me out Ellen! I wanna DJ for you for one day!!! PLEASE!!! #GarrettEbsOnEllen!

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      1. Plant-Strong Pearls‏ @AmyLMcIntosh 12 Feb 2013
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        @TheEllenShow you of ALL people should not perpetuate discrimination based upon appearance. #thinprivilege

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      1. Slipp‏ @GetSlipp 12 Feb 2013
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        @TheEllenShow Haha! We love you!

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      1. sswyrs‏ @sswyrs 12 Feb 2013
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        @TheEllenShow I'm really disappointed that you're (even jokingly) encouraging and validating jokes that shame people for their weight.

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      1. Lisa Brennan‏ @mama05_lisa 12 Feb 2013
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        @TheEllenShow Hey Ellen Can you give a Sweet 16 Birthday 🎉shout out to @Tessagrace04 today?!!! The family loves you! 💖

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      1. Giovanni Saldutti‏ @oshmogenshignog 12 Feb 2013
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        @TheEllenShow Why was the birthday cake hard as a rock? It was a marble cake! #happybirthdaytome #FatClassicJokeTuesday

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      2. HeavenBrave‏ @Heavenbrave15 12 Feb 2013
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        @TheEllenShow hey Ellen I love ur show and u

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      4. HeavenBrave‏ @Heavenbrave15 13 Feb 2013
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        @HosannaBrave @HeavenBrave clothes that u wear for 365 days

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      1. odosasere amadasun‏ @odosasere 1 Mar 2013
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      1. Kona Dumaoal‏ @KauilaniDumaoal 18 Feb 2013
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        @TheEllenShow lol

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      1. Pamela Blair‏ @BlairPamela 14 Feb 2013
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        @TheEllenShow I would like to say u need a award for idiots cuz yesterday I topped the chart so call me and I will fill u n

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      1. Megan Mudd‏ @MeganMudd1 13 Feb 2013
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        @TheEllenShow I decorated the local rescue squad doors with valentines thanking them for all they do. #share the love

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      1. vicky \ ferger :-)‏ @victori45944506 13 Feb 2013
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        @TheEllenShow but yea we want ellen

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      1. vicky \ ferger :-)‏ @victori45944506 13 Feb 2013
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        @TheEllenShow but one joke is haa boys r such fools cuz justin is hotter haha jokingg but its true anyways haa

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