@TheEllenShow actually there is a Boomerang that doesn't return. We can teach you all this at @BangarraDance . And some cool moves as well.
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@TheEllenShow. Your jokes make my day, even if I have heard them before I Lmbo :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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With jokes like this you should work in radio! RT
@TheEllenShow What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A Stick.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Just told this joke to
@tejadamarissa, she doesn't get it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow@mbarnes8286 Thought you would get a chuckle out of this one!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow What do you call a man who is just a nose, no arms, no legs, not chest...come on what do you call him?......nobody nose!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Another@taylorswift13?@ShanayaFastje 13yr old author,producer,singer/songwriter,HS grad http://www.jeffprobst.com/posts/episode/2631_Kids_Who_Don_t_Go_To_School/index.html …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow for classic joke Tuesday....ready.. what ticks on a wall? Ticky paper tupid... hahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Please have@nkotb on your show soon. They just announced a huge tour with 98 degrees and Boys 2 Men!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow you always put a smile on my face : ) Loves you EllenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow I love classic joke Tuesday because my sister never understands what Ellen is saying :DThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow gnaremoob?, jajaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow haha love your humour ellen!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow#ClassicJokeTuesday What did the dr say 2 his client w/allergies who makes a 'boomerang sneeze'?"Right back achoo(at you)!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow why did the lemon cross the road? To teach its girlfriend how to play squash#classicjoketuesdayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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