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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 22 Jan 2013

    What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A Stick. #ClassicJokeTuesday

    11:39 AM - 22 Jan 2013
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    257 replies 3,522 retweets 1,522 likes
      1. LukeCurrieRichardson‏ @PatMillsCousin 22 Jan 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow actually there is a Boomerang that doesn't return. We can teach you all this at @BangarraDance . And some cool moves as well.

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      1. Gary fiscus‏ @Gbay40 22 Jan 2013
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        @TheEllenShow. Your jokes make my day, even if I have heard them before I Lmbo :)

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      1. KX 94.7 FM‏Verified account @KX947 22 Jan 2013
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        With jokes like this you should work in radio! RT @TheEllenShow What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A Stick.

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      1. Sundown Traveler‏ @sundowntravel 15 Aug 2017
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        Just told this joke to @tejadamarissa, she doesn't get it.

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      1. patty floyd‏ @FloydPatty 29 Sep 2013
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        @TheEllenShow @mbarnes8286 Thought you would get a chuckle out of this one!

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      1. VenusMason‏ @Venusstarred 23 Jan 2013
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        @TheEllenShow What do you call a man who is just a nose, no arms, no legs, not chest...come on what do you call him?......nobody nose!

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      1. Doug Lyda‏ @major1029 23 Jan 2013
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        @TheEllenShow Another @taylorswift13? @ShanayaFastje 13yr old author,producer,singer/songwriter,HS grad http://www.jeffprobst.com/posts/episode/2631_Kids_Who_Don_t_Go_To_School/index.html …

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      1. Chris Beaton‏ @ceenie01 22 Jan 2013
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        @TheEllenShow for classic joke Tuesday....ready.. what ticks on a wall? Ticky paper tupid... hahaha

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      1. Shelly‏ @MacTNgirl 22 Jan 2013
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        @TheEllenShow Please have @nkotb on your show soon. They just announced a huge tour with 98 degrees and Boys 2 Men!

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      1. Vivian LeCher‏ @vivian_lecher 22 Jan 2013
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        @TheEllenShow you always put a smile on my face : ) Loves you Ellen

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      1. Carollyn‏ @Carolly03108179 Feb 9
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        Call me i am big fan 3027812348

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      1. Brittany Garshnick‏ @BrittanyGarsh 25 Jan 2013
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        @TheEllenShow I love classic joke Tuesday because my sister never understands what Ellen is saying :D

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      1. Maria Muñoz‏ @Aussie6666 24 Jan 2013
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        @TheEllenShow gnaremoob?, jaja

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      1. Nick‏ @NikkyFlyingSolo 24 Jan 2013
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        @TheEllenShow haha love your humour ellen!!

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      1. Katharine Peck‏ @kpeck1 23 Jan 2013
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        @TheEllenShow #ClassicJokeTuesday What did the dr say 2 his client w/allergies who makes a 'boomerang sneeze'?"Right back achoo(at you)!"

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      1. Brookey Brooks‏ @Brookey_bear13 23 Jan 2013
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        @TheEllenShow why did the lemon cross the road? To teach its girlfriend how to play squash #classicjoketuesday

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