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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 1 Jan 2013

    Why did the deer need braces? Because he had buck teeth. #ClassicJokeTuesday

    11:56 AM - 1 Jan 2013
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      1. Jessica Lowe‏Verified account @MegaLoweManiac 1 Jan 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Why didn't the Ham go to the doctor? It was cured! #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. Emily Tedderson‏ @EmilyTedrow1227 3 Jan 2013
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        @TheEllenShow ..Tell my mom that. -_-

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      2. Hamza Malik‏ @iamhamzamalik 1 Jan 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @theellenshow The chances of getting noticed by you are like 1 in a million. I really look up to you, follow me please, i won't give up!

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      2. More Real Than Funny‏ @tez_brooks 1 Jan 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow Why did the deer need braces? Because he had buck teeth. #ClassicJokeTuesday” LOL

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      1. Jo‏ @otsinnam 1 Jan 2013
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        @TheEllenShow Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field. #BaDumTissh

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      1. ❥Jamie-LouiseLovesEXO8‏ @LovesShinKiroCB 1 Jan 2013
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        @TheEllenShow TALENT & A CUP - http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6YtAOgonukY …

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      1. Edward Fischer‏ @fischingman 1 Jan 2013
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        @TheEllenShow What did one eye say to the other eye? There is something between us that really smells. #ClassicJoke Tuesday

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      1. Justyna cousins‏ @StyleJustEasier 1 Jan 2013
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        @TheEllenShow why was the strawberry sad? Cos her mum got herself in a jam! #JokeTuesday

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      1. Michelle Owings‏ @michelle_owings 1 Jan 2013
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        @TheEllenShow: Why did the deer need braces? Because he had buck teeth. #ClassicJokeTuesday @cmbrough @karlabrent

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      1. Kate Asbury Larkin‏ @BKindKate 1 Jan 2013
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        @TheEllenShow Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye-deer. You have to be from the South to get that. =)

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      2. Lonna Rich  🐍‏ @LonnaLu 1 Jan 2013
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        @TheEllenShow @JesseWLa

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      3. Jesse Ladoue‏ @JesseLadoue 1 Jan 2013
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        @LonnaLu @theellenshow the affinity I have for corny jokes is immeasurable

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      2. Linda Roebuck‏ @LindaRoebuck 1 Jan 2013
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        Husband just lol'd at this. RT @TheEllenShow: Why did the deer need braces? Because he had buck teeth. #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      3. Kate Asbury Larkin‏ @BKindKate 1 Jan 2013
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        @LindaRoebuck What do you call a deer with no eyes? ---------No eye-deer. #laffytaffy

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      1. Robbie Burns Delley‏ @RobbieDelley 14 Jan 2013
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        @TheEllenShow

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      1. Torche‏ @TorcheTalk 8 Jan 2013
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        @TheEllenShow Why do cows moo? Because their horns don't work. Lmao Try to keep up

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      1. Phyllis Ricciardi‏ @Diller23 6 Jan 2013
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        @TheEllenShow Funny!

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