@TheEllenShow Why didn't the Ham go to the doctor? It was cured! #ClassicJokeTuesday
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@TheEllenShow ..Tell my mom that. -_-Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theellenshow The chances of getting noticed by you are like 1 in a million. I really look up to you, follow me please, i won't give up! - 2 more replies
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@TheEllenShow Why did the deer need braces? Because he had buck teeth.#ClassicJokeTuesday” LOL - 1 more reply
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@TheEllenShow Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.#BaDumTisshThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow What did one eye say to the other eye? There is something between us that really smells.#ClassicJoke TuesdayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow why was the strawberry sad? Cos her mum got herself in a jam!#JokeTuesdayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow: Why did the deer need braces? Because he had buck teeth.#ClassicJokeTuesday@cmbrough@karlabrentThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye-deer. You have to be from the South to get that. =)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@LonnaLu@theellenshow the affinity I have for corny jokes is immeasurable
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Husband just lol'd at this. RT
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@LindaRoebuck What do you call a deer with no eyes? ---------No eye-deer.#laffytaffy
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@TheEllenShow Why do cows moo? Because their horns don't work. Lmao Try to keep upThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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