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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 11 Dec 2012

    Why did Santa spell his name "Caus"? It had Noel. #ClassicJokeTuesday

    11:27 AM - 11 Dec 2012
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      2. TJ Chilly Willy  ™️‏ @streetscoop 11 Dec 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        .@TheEllenShow • It took two tries to get, lol.

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      4. TJ Chilly Willy  ™️‏ @streetscoop 11 Dec 2012
        Replying to @xXFluffy_PunkXx

        .@xXFluffy_PunkXx • No L

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      2. Brenda Jones‏ @HugWraps 11 Dec 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        If anyone can get an audience to jump out of their seat...it's @TheEllenShow for #12DaysOfGiveaways #PickMeEllen

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      3.  🔥‏ @EllensSuperBoy 11 Dec 2012
        Replying to @HugWraps

        @HugWraps SHOOT>>>>? ima be there Jan 8th after holidays AND IMA STILL JUMP OUTTA MY SEATS I MEAN SEAT LOL FOR NOW I WISH #PickMeEllen :)ily

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      2. lady Daphne‏ @DFoster2010 11 Dec 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow have you heard of Elf on Shelf ? adults have turned it into Naughty Elf be funny to see him placed somewhere on your show

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. lady Daphne‏ @DFoster2010 12 Dec 2012
        Replying to @DFoster2010

        @DFoster2010 @TheEllenShow RT think its a great idea for your show! #naughtyelf

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      1. Rachel M‏ @rachelmeloche 12 Dec 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow sorry maybe stupid but dont understand, in french its " père noël" so dont know what your joke is sorry

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      1. is mine‏ @Maurasewspice 12 Dec 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow READ THIS Eric Clapton who sang the song Layla. Performed in the 12/12/12 concert #pickmeellenpic.twitter.com/BKtXJVvM

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      1. Sunshyne‏ @SunShyne2003 11 Dec 2012
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        @TheEllenShow. I love classic joke tuesday!! Ellen keeps me in good spirits!

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      1. Jackie Stephens‏ @jackiesneb 11 Dec 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @ksneb haha

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      1. Jacqueline Horsfall‏ @jackiehorsfall 11 Dec 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Where does Santa sleep when he's traveling? In a ho-ho-hotel.

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      1. mediababe‏ @mediababe29 11 Dec 2012
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        @TheEllenShow http://www.amazon.com/Mystery-Detective-Chloe-Series-ebook/dp/B00ALUMVH4/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1355255930&sr=1-1&keywords=the+wifi+mystery …

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      1. Lisa Slaton‏ @lisa_slaton 11 Dec 2012
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        @TheEllenShow it's almost time for Ellen 😜. Pick me please! #PickMeEllen #12DaysofGiveaways

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      1. Simon Oneill Author‏ @SimoneillAuthor 11 Dec 2012
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        @TheEllenShow if you want a crazy Xmas read http://christophermatthewspub.com/nobody-loves-a-bigfoot/ … an urban fantasy to warm your heart.

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      1. Brenda Jones‏ @HugWraps 11 Dec 2012
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        Day 7, its all quiet..at least until 3 pm when @TheEllenShow comes on & the audience starts screaming for #12DaysOfGiveaways #PickMeEllen

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      1. Kayleigh Brown‏ @Kayleigh0603 11 Dec 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Well just got confirmation from @Kandace3 that this was a dumb joke and doesn't make sense. #yablewit

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      1. Yossy‏ @Yossy623 11 Dec 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Why wasn't the pirate allowed into the movie? Because it was rated Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! #ClassicJokeTuesday #PickMeEllen

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      1. Syn ❤C-LR‏ @jst_wnts2b_hapi 11 Dec 2012
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        @TheEllenShow ,Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho!

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