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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 27 Nov 2012

    What did Frosty and his wife put over their baby's crib? A snowmobile! #ClassicJokeTuesday

    10:30 AM - 27 Nov 2012
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    179 replies 2,394 retweets 911 likes
      1. Sandra Mary‏ @sandramary5 27 Nov 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow I didn't see the baseball coming-then it hit me ⚾#ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. mira  ✨‏ @normanipples 27 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow how Reese killed a spider? With her spoon #classicjokeThuesday @itsreesew

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      1. mikki‏ @fisherwood1212 27 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow you're so funny :) can you say a cow joke for @carrieunderwood ?

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      1. Rob Browatzke‏ @robbrowatzke 27 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool. #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. Lieselotte‏ @chickenflingers 27 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow what do you do when your grandparents poop themselves? depends! #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. lena ‏ @highfiveswaggie 27 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Ellen please help me. I need to get a belieber (@sexlikebieberNO) to Justins concert in Norway. Its her last hope! ;(

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      1. faith reyes‏ @faith_reyes19 15 Dec 2012
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        @TheEllenShow dear ellen you say you love to help people but why don't you answer me back

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      1. Heather Jeffery‏ @JefferyHeather 7 Dec 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Haha! that is cute. I really like your show you and your guests make me laugh every time I watch

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      1. Georgie Davey‏ @DuchessofDavey 29 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow What did Mrs Claus say to Santa when she looked out the window? Look it's rain dear #classicjokeTuesday #late #sharing

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      1. robert‏ @ruckzilla 28 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow snow globe

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      1. just saying!!!!!‏ @katherinedarli4 28 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Whattttt?

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      1. Shanon Leigh‏ @Shleighgirl 28 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Hil-ez, Ellen! :)

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      1. Carly Price‏ @CPrice5 27 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow a nice soft blanket of snow :)

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      1. Julie Wheeler‏ @JulieWh08413164 27 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow "What does Deer balls and a pack of gum have in commen"? They are both under a Buck........

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      1. Scott Edwin Riis‏ @riis_e 27 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow just think about the power ball being 500 mill that's 50 million pennies I wonder how much that Wait that is

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      1. southern woman‏ @BoazCindy 27 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow u r the greatest now that I work nights I can now watch ur show again WOOT WOOT

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