@TheEllenShow I didn't see the baseball coming-then it hit me 
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@TheEllenShow how Reese killed a spider? With her spoon#classicjokeThuesday@itsreesewThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow you're so funny :) can you say a cow joke for@carrieunderwood ?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool.#ClassicJokeTuesdayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow what do you do when your grandparents poop themselves? depends!#ClassicJokeTuesdayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Ellen please help me. I need to get a belieber (@sexlikebieberNO) to Justins concert in Norway. Its her last hope! ;(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow dear ellen you say you love to help people but why don't you answer me backThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Haha! that is cute. I really like your show you and your guests make me laugh every time I watchThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow What did Mrs Claus say to Santa when she looked out the window? Look it's rain dear#classicjokeTuesday#late#sharingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow snow globeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Hil-ez, Ellen! :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow a nice soft blanket of snow :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow "What does Deer balls and a pack of gum have in commen"? They are both under a Buck........Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow just think about the power ball being 500 mill that's 50 million pennies I wonder how much that Wait that isThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow u r the greatest now that I work nights I can now watch ur show again WOOT WOOTThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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