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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 22 Nov 2012

    Why did the pilgrim's pants fall down? Because his belt buckle was on his hat. It's not even Tuesday. That one's a freebie.

    2:25 PM - 22 Nov 2012
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      1. ṩℌ∆ʐ  ♥‏ @shaz_83 22 Nov 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow hey Ellen make a dream come true n follow @hemylover. She tots could use it right now #justsaying pls #justdoit ❤ love u 4eva😊

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      1. Dan Rodriguez‏ @DanRodriguez015 22 Nov 2012
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        @Madeline_Rod It would be hilarious if she was just trolling all of you

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      1. Kerry Ideman‏ @chasnfireflies 22 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow my ten year old made a joke book today that was full of some really funny original stuff.Reminded me of your classic joke day.

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      1. ʝιм §єα∂єνιℓ ωєανєr‏ @RogueSailor 22 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Cow says to his Turkey friend: "Moost not be your favorite time of the year, is it Tom?" #GobbleGobble! #Moo! @ElizabethHurley

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      1. RobbieG‏ @oceanbluu 22 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow that pilgrim joke was fowl.

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      1. Christine Meisner‏ @ChristineMeisne 22 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!...

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      1. GhostWriter556‏ @GhostWriter556 22 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow   H-A-V-E A V-E-R-Y H-A-P-P-Y T-H-A-N-K-S-G-I-V-I-N-G YouTube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reDiz5nkxK8&feature=youtube_gdata_player …

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      1. Ron Sweet‏ @RadioRonIsOnAir 22 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow '.' @IJasonAlexander Is there a particular aspect of the faith you find particularily attractive? Hats...pious! @JerrySeinfeld

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      1.  🇨🇦MacBarksBack 🇺🇸‏ @MacBarksBack 22 Nov 2012
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        .@TheEllenShow Happy Thanksgiving. RT so ALL #US citizens will be allowed 2 visit #Ontario #Canada.http://youtu.be/pkpRu_n7D4I pic.twitter.com/pHX1mq0B

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      1. rach‏ @ldnrach 22 Nov 2012
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        Ellen Degeneres makes my day. #loveher @TheEllenShow

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      2. feliphe‏ @FelipheMarinho 22 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow i'm a huge fan, today's my birthday, could you make my day by following me? Please don't ignore this :(

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        @TheEllenShow @EllenDegenInfo hi

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      1. Odette Cirimwami‏ @OdetteCirimwami 5 Dec 2012
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        @TheEllenShow I want to be on your show. how can I apply? Your big fun. Samba

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      1. mateja‏ @MatejaTejcy26 5 Dec 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Hello! My name is Cynthia and I come from Slovenia.I want to say to me your show is always to make ... I like it.. be what you

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      1. J‏ @jiamya 26 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow love tht lol! !

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