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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 20 Nov 2012

    Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 14 carrots. #ClassicJokeTuesday

    2:40 PM - 20 Nov 2012
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    • 1,622 Likes
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      1. ѕυѕιє.  ❤‏ @Heart0fSecrets 20 Nov 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Ohh hey Ellen, can you put @bourgmackenzie on your show? He blew my mind, so he will blow your mind if U put him on your show

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      1. Dr. Dreidel‏ @Alexx_Rosenberg 20 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow how do you organize a party in space? You PLANET #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. john j ferrie‏ @johnjferrie 20 Nov 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow ELLEN,I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING.YOU REALLY ARE THE QUEEN OF NICE!YOU SHOW US ALL HOW TO BE BETTER PEOPLE!THANKS

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      1. rosemarie vitani‏ @rosemarievitani 20 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow whatever happened to bugs bunny....

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      1. Joc‏ @cloudninejocie 20 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow love you so much Ellen! You inspire me.😘😘😘

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      1. kyle raney‏ @Kyle_Raney 20 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow How did the pizza get a girlfriend? It was a meet-lovers pizza. #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      2. Heather Wilson‏ @MakeupbyHeather 21 Nov 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        Really??? This is something you would see on @TheEllenShow !!pic.twitter.com/J25wYLLt

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      2. Dexter Fichuk‏ @DuLamont 20 Nov 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow please have my on your show to help me make an even bigger difference!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paDTg6vtM8g …

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Shannon‏ @ImShannonNicole 22 Nov 2012
        Replying to @DuLamont

        @TheLegitDexter I got your email. I loved the video you sent me! I'll pass it on (:

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      4. Dexter Fichuk‏ @DuLamont 22 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ImShannonNicole

        @ImShannonNicole I'm so glad you liked it! Thanks for the support and sorry for the spam :)

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      5. Shannon‏ @ImShannonNicole 22 Nov 2012
        Replying to @DuLamont

        @TheLegitDexter no worries! I loved it :)

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      2. Nikki #FBPE  ❄️‏ @NikkiSamuel 20 Nov 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow hey Ellen. One thing that would make this British fan smile right now is a hi and a follow please? Never miss your show x

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      3. Jason McHenry‏ @me171 3 Jan 2013
        Replying to @NikkiSamuel

        @NikkiSamuel how are you doing lately?

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      4. Nikki #FBPE  ❄️‏ @NikkiSamuel 3 Jan 2013
        Replying to @me171

        @me171 I've not been too good but hanging tough!! How are you doing?

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Jason McHenry‏ @me171 5 Jan 2013
        Replying to @NikkiSamuel

        @NikkiSamuel been going on that u said isn't good with you?

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      6. Nikki #FBPE  ❄️‏ @NikkiSamuel 6 Jan 2013
        Replying to @me171

        @me171 I'm worse since having MVD. Why homophobic stuff from nurse?? That's awful. Shouldn't have to live with that, we are who we are!

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Jason McHenry‏ @me171 22 Mar 2013
        Replying to @NikkiSamuel

        @NikkiSamuel in other words "how the hell are ya girl?"

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Nikki #FBPE  ❄️‏ @NikkiSamuel 22 Mar 2013
        Replying to @me171

        @me171 Hey Jason. Was 20th Mar 2012 my MVD. I still have TN and also have AD now as well. I'm in more pain than I was before the surgery.

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