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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 13 Nov 2012

    Why didn't the teddy bear ask for seconds? He was stuffed #ClassicJokeTuesday

    2:40 PM - 13 Nov 2012
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      1. JULIA‏ @iAmJuliaQ 14 Nov 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow #ClassicJokeTuesday what is michelle Obamas favorite vegetable? barackoli

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      1. Cuddly Corey™‏ @CuddlyCorey 13 Nov 2012
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        #Giggles RT @TheEllenShow Why didn't the teddy bear ask for seconds? He was stuffed #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      2. Sandrine‏ @SandrineZeynoun 13 Nov 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!! #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. Kathy B‏ @kathleenblas 14 Nov 2012
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        @airbals  Thought you would like this. “@TheEllenShow Why didn't the teddy bear ask for seconds? He was stuffed #ClassicJokeTuesday”

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      1. Tina‏ @TinaR2009 14 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow good joke! I'm going to share it with my kids this morning!

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      1. jennifer morgan‏ @YeahImJen 13 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow just told a 6 year old. He said he didn't get it :) #innocence

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      1. Amanda Flower‏ @amandaKflower 13 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' catholic. #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. Billie O'Gorman‏ @Billie_ogorman 13 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Simba was walking too slow so i told him to Mufasa #classicjokeTuesday

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      1. lucy smith‏ @crazyfangirl333 13 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow HAHAHA!!! Please follow me Ellen!!!! I love u and ur show it would b a dream come true<3333

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      1. julie hirst‏ @julie_hirst13 13 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow is it bad that I just actually just died laughing..?(:

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      1. Richard Pacheco‏ @RottenRainbow24 13 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow what do ghosts say when they see each other? hey boo

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      1. becca  🐙‏ @fcukyelyah 13 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Oh crap, where's my tractor? Hahahaha.

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      1. Courtney Brooklynn‏ @Hipsta_Please0_ 13 Nov 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow #ClassicJokeTuesday why did the chicken cross the road?? Cause the cow said MOO get out the hay!! Aha @_laciee =p x.

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      1. Samantha DiPrizito‏ @DiPretzel 13 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow What did the horse say when the cow moved into the barn? Welcome neigh-bor! #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. Madi Santella‏ @_heymadi 13 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor! #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      2. CameronWilliamBoyd‏ @CameronBoyd93 13 Nov 2012
        Replying to @r_mcginlay

        @RachelMcGinlay @TheEllenShow I am unBEARably funny!!

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      4. CameronWilliamBoyd‏ @CameronBoyd93 13 Nov 2012
        Replying to @r_mcginlay

        @RachelMcGinlay @TheEllenShow I know I am!! Just such a punny guy!! Tell all the bestest puns...even better than @jakamura16

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      6. Lauren Stephen‏ @stephenssss 14 Nov 2012
        Replying to @r_mcginlay

        @RachelMcGinlay @CameronBoyd93 @jakamura16 sorry cam, love you and that but you will never be punnier than me and jack, we are punomenal

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      7. Jack Jordan‏ @jakamura16 14 Nov 2012
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        @stephenssss @rachelmcginlay @cameronboyd93 its blasphemy! Me and Lauren are the Yoda and gandalf of puns! Xx

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      8. CameronWilliamBoyd‏ @CameronBoyd93 14 Nov 2012
        Replying to @jakamura16

        @jakamura16 @stephenssss @RachelMcGinlay I was thinking more along the lines of Tubaca and Smeagol...xx

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