If @TheEllenShow was president there would be no wars, just dancing
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@TheEllenShow Ellen, you've got to get@planetjedward on your show, you'll love them! xThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Stop picking on me
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@theellenshow wanna hear a dirty joke? a boy fell in a mud puddle... Wanna hear a clean joke? he took a bath.. Hahaha :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing....#ClassicJokeTuesdayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow why do women fart when they piss? Cuz they can't shake it off so they gotta blow dry it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow why did the chicken cross the road, to teach the possum how its doneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Two wrongs don't make a right but what to two Wrights make? AN AIRPLANE! Ha#getit#Wrights#anairplane#ClassicJokeTuesdayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow GET COLIN FORD ON YOUR SHOW.@colinfordactor#colinonellenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow HEY ELLENThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theellenshow Do you know what a specimen is? An Italian astronaut!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Ok so I should give up the idea if being a comedian and stick to writing and directing!! : )Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Classic joke...What did the elephant say to the naked man? How the hell do you breathe through that?!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow why did tigger look in the toilet? he was looking for pooh!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow hahhahahahhahahaha loved it. http://southerndogsupplies.comThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow I know it's not Tuesday but... What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.#ClassicJokeTuesdayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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