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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 13 Nov 2012

    What do you get when a chicken sits on top of a barn? An eggroll. #ClassicJokeTuesday

    11:47 AM - 13 Nov 2012
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    202 replies 2,773 retweets 1,140 likes
      1. Colman Roy‏ @cjmastermind 13 Nov 2012
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        If @TheEllenShow was president there would be no wars, just dancing

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      1. Mirei‏ @hiphipmirei 13 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Ellen, you've got to get @planetjedward on your show, you'll love them! x

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      2. Emmrick‏ @emmrickmccadden 13 Nov 2012
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        What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Stop picking on me #ClassicJokeTuesday @TheEllenShow

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      1. Sam‏ @samantha_luvz_u 15 Nov 2012
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        @theellenshow wanna hear a dirty joke? a boy fell in a mud puddle... Wanna hear a clean joke? he took a bath.. Hahaha :)

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      1. Kendal DenBak‏ @KendalVermeer 14 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.... #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. Benni B.‏ @BenniNTheJets 13 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow why do women fart when they piss? Cuz they can't shake it off so they gotta blow dry it!

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      1. selina burch‏ @selina_burch 13 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow why did the chicken cross the road, to teach the possum how its done

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      1. Eric‏ @Quin9408 13 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Two wrongs don't make a right but what to two Wrights make? AN AIRPLANE! Ha #getit #Wrights #anairplane #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. Colin Ford → our God‏ @Colinite 13 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow GET COLIN FORD ON YOUR SHOW. @colinfordactor #colinonellen

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      1. shan‏ @shxnxon 13 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow HEY ELLEN

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      1. tpow‏ @imissmedou 20 Nov 2012
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        @theellenshow Do you know what a specimen is? An Italian astronaut!!!

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      1. Leann cheri‏ @LeAnnCheri 20 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Ok so I should give up the idea if being a comedian and stick to writing and directing!! : )

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      1. Sharon Neely‏ @Neely73Sharon 18 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Classic joke...What did the elephant say to the naked man? How the hell do you breathe through that?!!

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      1. jennifer‏ @jenniferneitz 17 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow why did tigger look in the toilet? he was looking for pooh!

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      1. Mary‏ @mary_mbeatty 16 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow hahhahahahhahahaha loved it. http://southerndogsupplies.com 

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      1. Kylee‏ @nod_ky 16 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow I know it's not Tuesday but... What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium. #ClassicJokeTuesday

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