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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 31 Oct 2012

    Portia bought baby carrots to give to trick-or-treaters. On the bright side, we'll probably never be out of toilet paper again. #HallowEllen

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      1. SEAN ORR‏ @seanorr 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow You will probably never need to go out and buy a bag of flaming shit either.

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      1. Sugar Tits‏ @BitchyMcTits 1 Nov 2012
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        My hoarder jokes are like the haunted hallway on @TheEllenShow funny the first 3 times but torturous after that.

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      2. F. Quick‏ @quick13 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow How does a Vegan deal with being egged?

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      1. Louise Deo‏ @LouiseDeo 4 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow hi Ellen just wondered - How did the baby carrots go?! #HallowEllen

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      1. MeLoDee MeLoDic‏ @melodeemelodic 1 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow what do you think about was happening here in newyork people are without Food water light in rockaway beach and NJ LI

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      1. Trudi Urlwin‏ @trudiurlwin 1 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Carrots?! For Halloween - Come on!! Not even chocolate coated?

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      1. ellie‏ @ellie82700546 1 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow lol!hahahahahahaaha =)

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      1. DAMIANA‏ @damiana513 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow well her hearts in the right place.:-) if you guys get tp'd can you post pics? Lol

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      1. Rach‏ @moonlitedream 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow you actually get trick or treaters at ur big mansion? Do u leave ur security gates open on this one special night?

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      1. IsabelleD.‏ @Isa15091987 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow in germany we say "süßes oder saures" what means "sweets or sours" and my father always offers the kids pickled cucumbers ^^

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      1. Kristine‏ @cocokikihawaii 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow You could always give away baby bunnies with them?

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      1. Paula Avery‏ @Starlite40505 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow You have twitter down to a science. I am twitter illiterate. Help or at least encouragement, please.

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      1. Roxy Mendez‏ @Mommy_Mendez 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow bahahahha!! Oh Ellen, you crack me up!!

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      1. Lisa Harrell‏ @lisa4decor 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow funny!

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      1. kcjo13‏ @kcjo13 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow #HallowEllen what do you think of my little chicken?!pic.twitter.com/v2gXGgra

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      1. kurt zellner‏ @kurtzellner 31 Oct 2012
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      1. Cynthia V‏ @cvtm7 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow  #HallowEllen #HallowSofiaTwin

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      1. Jared Laurie‏ @JaredLaurie 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow #HallowEllen that is SO Australian! Love it!

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      1. R.U.P (RAISE UR PAW)‏ @RaiseUrPaw 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow #HALLOWELLEN watch out for those plenty of eggs for breakfast lol

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