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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 31 Oct 2012

    What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash. I know it's not #ClassicJokeTuesday, but I was in a giving mood.

    11:36 AM - 31 Oct 2012
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      1. Sandra Esposito‏ @sj_esposito1966 31 Oct 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Check out @CorinneDekker vlog for Halloween. I promise it will make you smile! Could have her on your show would be awesome!!!

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      1. Kelly Matthews‏ @TheTumorHater 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow your always in a giving mood Ellen :) that's what makes you so incredible.

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      1. rafinha‏ @hesaid_rafasaid 31 Oct 2012
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        we want @bridgitmendler on @TheEllenShow

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      1. Megan Joy‏ @Meggie_Joy 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Did you see my Halloween costume? I’m a pirate, you know a buck-in-ear :)pic.twitter.com/pVierWZ2

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      1. Tracy‏ @ImTracyFoU 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow you should watch Julie Anne San Jose on Youtube she's amazing like charice @MyJaps ☺

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      1. Lifetherapy‏ @LifetherapyUSA 31 Oct 2012
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        #MoodMatters RT @TheEllenShow What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash. Not #ClassicJokeTuesday, but I was in a giving mood.

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      1. Tracy‏ @ImTracyFoU 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow u should watch julie anne san jose on yourtube she's amazing like charice @MyJaps

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      1. Carmen Flores‏ @CarmenF9238 2 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow lol too funny!

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      1. Kristina Faulkner‏ @kristina12768 1 Nov 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?.....he didn't have the guts :)

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      1. Cinthia Rogers‏ @carogers 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow lol

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      1. Nicole Boeg‏ @nicole_boeg 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow we have to tell a joke to get candy on Halloween in St. Louis, so that was perfect!

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      1. NERDESS‏ @nerdess2011 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow that is just too cute dot com. Lol

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      1. miah safady ‏ @miah_safady 31 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow that is so funny!! And will u plz follow me? Also can I have some tickets to your show plzz?

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      1. Margaret Smith‏ @peggyobrien_ 31 Oct 2012
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