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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 23 Oct 2012

    Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. #ClassicJokeTuesday

    2:50 PM - 23 Oct 2012
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      2. Josh Hamilton‏ @theJoshuaAdam 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground." #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. Interiano‏ @__analuu 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow YOU MUST WATCH THE VIDEO OF @TylerFalcoa !!

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      1. James Hinchliffe‏ @GinjaNinja1801 23 Oct 2012
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      1. Peter  🍕 🏡‏ @peteHOMEFRONT 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow "sir, we believe you are guilty of pirating movies" "Arrrrr you sure?"

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      1. Brian Jacobs‏ @beeeej22 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow why can't your nose be 12 in long??.... Cause then it would be a foot! #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. Natalie Anderson‏ @natties10 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow my 6yr old nephew's fav joke: what do you call a sheep without legs or a head?... A cloud. #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. Mary Jane‏ @MJBelland 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Why can't the bank keep secrets? There are too many tellers!! #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. Geoff Winter‏ @gwow99 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow The cross-eyed teacher could not control her pupils.

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      1. amy ernye‏ @amye74 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow what happened to the peanuts when they walked down the street? They got a salted. #classicjoketuesday

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      1. Nic B‏ @Biegenzahn 23 Oct 2012
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        .@TheEllenShow RT #autistic girl held & drugged by #bcgov 16 months and family given NO access to Justice! #ThisAintNoJoke HELP save a child

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      1. Ruth Kaiser‏ @SpontaneSmiley 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow What's a mummy's fave music? RAP. #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. Samantha Beltran‏ @SamRoseBel 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow How does the man on the moon get his haircut? Eclipse it. #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. Kristen Drum‏ @kristendrum 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow whats that best time to go to the dentist? two-th-hurty #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. Dani Collins‏ @DaniCollinsBook 30 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow why did the whale cross the road. To get to the other tide. #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. NeverQuitDreaming‏ @harman_heather 30 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow my favorite joke to tell! 😂

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      1. Gnome‏ @ZIM7I7 27 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? He couldn’t get a date.

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