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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 23 Oct 2012

    Why is Al Gore good at math when he dances? He's got Al Gore Rhythm. #ClassicJokeTuesday

    11:59 AM - 23 Oct 2012
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    188 replies 4,090 retweets 1,434 likes
      1. mary gallagher chase‏ @marygallagher10 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow you are just the best!!

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      1. RavynCat‏ @RavynCat 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow That one was groan-worthy. :)

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      1. Bob‏ @ibrahimhamieh 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow I dreamt that u dreamt taking me all the way to Cali to watch an episode live! We hugged and kissed as well! #dreamscometrue

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      1. Marilla Montgomery‏ @FitNHeelz 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow LOL...you have to love Ellen's sense of humor!!

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      1. Atasi 💖TMOBILE/TESLA‏ @Atasi 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Ah hahahaha girlfriend!!

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      1. Pao Puno‏ @iampaolopuno 23 Oct 2012
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        RT @TheEllenShow: Why is Al Gore good at math when he dances? He's got Al Gore Rhythm. #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. COOL WHIP FLIP POST‏ @ToniNoBologny 24 Apr 2013
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        @TheEllenShow This is why he claims he started the internet... It's all about the Zero's and One's Baby!

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      1. Devon Farris‏ @DevonFarris027 30 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow lmao hilarious !

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      1. Threnody Bing‏ @KeflaSalicydai 29 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Heh cute. What did the little mermaid wear? Algae Bra!

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      1. Gnome‏ @ZIM7I7 27 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow What route do crazy people take to go through the woods? They follow the psycho path.

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      1. lisa delgado‏ @lisadelgado504 27 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow let him dance his butt off how do i get intouch with you

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