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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 16 Oct 2012

    How high should you be if you want to go skydiving? Three margaritas should do it. #ClassicJokeTuesday

    10:39 AM - 16 Oct 2012
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      2. Paul Gosselin‏ @cosmopaulitan 16 Oct 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow wait, I don't get it :-/

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Matt‏ @MacktasticSlick 16 Oct 2012
        Replying to @cosmopaulitan

        @cosmopaulitan @theellenshow neither do I and I've been staring at it for a while.

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
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      1. Eric Revis‏ @classEguy 16 Oct 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow I'm about to go skydiving for my bday right now and this joke made me laugh! :)

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      1. Brenda Crawford ‏ @rayandbrenda99 16 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow. Oh no it would take a strong sedative for me.... I'm worse that Mr.T off the A-team

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      1. Rose Boutin‏ @cptndeclann 16 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow I love your show. It Sooooo fun and entertaining for sure Baby :) .

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      1. Bridgit Brasil‏ @BridBrasil 16 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow We Want @BridgitMendler on Ellen Show #BridgitOnEllen

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      1.  🦖 🦕 🦖 🦕 🦖 🦕 🦖‏ @rovannxx 26 Mar 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: How high should you be if you want to go skydiving? Three margaritas should do it. #ClassicJokeTuesday” 😂😂😂

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      1. Sioux Renfro‏ @mssiouxr 22 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow this is my cat Tim, he wanted to say howdy!!!pic.twitter.com/pkPOWC0L

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      1. Sioux Renfro‏ @mssiouxr 22 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow hey Ellen what's up??pic.twitter.com/oSQsSaWM

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      1. AbstractKisses‏ @abstractkisses 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow http://Facebook.com/StopBullyingHelpAustin … Austin had 4teeth pushed back in. Bully gets 4wks in school suspension that's itpic.twitter.com/XG5bGqW

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      1. Powerhouse Self-Def‏ @PowerhouseSD 17 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Ellen would love to connect with you. Powerhouse Self Defense. Self-Defense,Junior Protection & Bullying Prevention programs

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      1. ★Kim★‏ @Kidiku71 16 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow good one tee hee hee hee!! Ooops think I just peed alittle. LOL!

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      1. zeke...‏ @flyyingunicorns 16 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow LOL Ellen.

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      1. Trish OGrady‏ @Trishlane33 16 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow why did the chicken cross the road..because his smart phone was on the other side #duh

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      1. Malachi West‏ @MalachiWest 16 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Margaritas aren't gonna work Ellen. Blunt, ZigZag, Pipe, Bowl, or One Hitter High is correct. A stool is high for Margaritas.

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      1. Holly Rink‏ @RinkHolly 16 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Love your show!

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