@TheEllenShow Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? ....No guts. #ClassicJokeTuesday
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@TheEllenShow what's the difference between a snowman and snow woman? Snowballs;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow you know what you get when you cross peace with music and dance? @LailaNur_mUsic#RevolutionarylovemUsic - 1 more reply
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@TheEllenShow what do you get when you take Viagra away from a lizard? You get a reptile dysfunction#ClassicJokeTuesdayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow THAT IS A REALLY FUNNY JOKE IT MADE ME LAUGH THANK U FOR MAKING MY DAY ELLEN AS USUALThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow ... What do Star trek and toilet cleaner have in common? They both circle around Uranus in search for Klingons ;))Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow what do you get when you cross adorable-ness & crazy sisters that harmonize? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK6BCPoR40A&feature=youtube_gdata_player …@MattyBRaps@CimorellibandThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow why didn't the orange finish the race? It ran out of juice#ClassicJokeTuesdayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow what do you get when you have an awesome show called Ellen and a guest named@taylorswift13 ?! A VERY happy Gabby. :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow you really need me on your show. It would change the world.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Lol good one
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@TheEllenShow A blood sucking snowman, a bit like men, fluffy and sweet on the outside and then the teeth come. they take blood & r money ,Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker FaceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Hmm, tricky. My mind is telling me to say something clever. Body is saying "WHY ARE WE UP?" I'm going to say, one wet messThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow knee slaper!!!!!!!! i love you ellenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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