@TheEllenShow Why was the scare crow promoted? He was out-standing in his field!!! #ClassicJokeTuesday
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@TheEllenShow Want to hear a cat joke? Just Kitten.#ClassicJokeTuesday -
Love your tabby cat here just gorgeous !
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Thank you! Mr. Whiskers is a sweetie .
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@TheEllenShow What did one math book say to the other? "You have too many problems."#ClassicJokeTuesdayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Ellen please have@LanaParrilla on your show. She's an incredible & funny actress & it'd be a great segment on your show.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow What about the kittens for Peace? Peace MEOW!@Peace_O_matic#peaceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow he will say sister oh...!!!still we are surviving
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@TheEllenShow Want to hear my joke about pizza? .........Nevermind, it's too cheesy.#ClassicJokeTuesdayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow I like this joke!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow why do melons have big weddings? Because they cantaloupe.#ClassicJokeTuesdayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow The chimpanzee also said you should invite@mustangsallyfun to your show.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow#classicjoketuesday? Controversial... Also, that joke doesn't even make sense.#NotSoClassicJokeTuesdayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow A string walks into a bar. Barman says: Did you bring ID? String answers: I'm a fraid knot.#ClassicJokeTuesdayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow hey Ellen! My friend@ericanorris11 has made two YouTube videos in hopes to get a job working for you! She's hysterical!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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