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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 25 Sep 2012

    What did the chimpanzee say when he saw his sister's baby? “Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.” #ClassicJokeTuesday

    12:31 PM - 25 Sep 2012
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    • Steve The Mimsy Under the Stairs 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ Victoria Voga Mania Jackson Lisa Williams maria johnson Brittnee Savannah Wassom Erika Ochoa
    234 replies 2,236 retweets 705 likes
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      2. Samantha Majcher‏ @samantharuth57 25 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Why was the scare crow promoted? He was out-standing in his field!!! #ClassicJokeTuesday

        18 replies 652 retweets 317 likes
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      2. The Mimsy Under the Stairs  🧟‍♀️ 🧟‍♂️‏ @MimsyYamaguchi 25 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Want to hear a cat joke? Just Kitten. #ClassicJokeTuesday

        35 replies 1,019 retweets 520 likes
      3. 17DISH‏ @17DISH 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @MimsyYamaguchi @TheEllenShow

        Love your tabby cat here just gorgeous !

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      4. The Mimsy Under the Stairs  🧟‍♀️ 🧟‍♂️‏ @MimsyYamaguchi 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @17DISH @TheEllenShow

        Thank you! Mr. Whiskers is a sweetie .

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Dave‏ @weird4 25 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow What did one math book say to the other? "You have too many problems." #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. Jordan Wright‏ @JNWsinger 25 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Ellen please have @LanaParrilla on your show. She's an incredible & funny actress & it'd be a great segment on your show.

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      1. Make Peace‏ @MakePeaceArt 30 Sep 2012
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        @TheEllenShow What about the kittens for Peace? Peace MEOW! @Peace_O_matic #peace

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      1. Haider khan‏ @ownhujrah 1 Oct 2012
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        @TheEllenShow he will say sister oh...!!!still we are surviving😜

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      1. cecilia garcia‏ @cecilia60427484 25 Sep 2012
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        @TheEllenShow

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      1. Julie Wilson‏ @JGWAdventures 25 Sep 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Want to hear my joke about pizza? .........Nevermind, it's too cheesy. #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. Carolyn reilly‏ @reilly_carolyn 25 Sep 2012
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        @TheEllenShowpic.twitter.com/YFZYQE0G

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      1. BERNICE MCDUFFIE‏ @mcduffiebern 25 Sep 2012
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        @TheEllenShow I like this joke!

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      1. Jessica Megan‏ @JessicaDarner1 25 Sep 2012
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        @TheEllenShow why do melons have big weddings? Because they cantaloupe. #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. Mike Ginn‏ @mikeg_btr 25 Sep 2012
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        @TheEllenShow The chimpanzee also said you should invite @mustangsallyfun to your show.

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      1. Eloise‏ @eloiseparker13 25 Sep 2012
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        @TheEllenShow #classicjoketuesday? Controversial... Also, that joke doesn't even make sense. #NotSoClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. Beverly McLaughlin‏ @b3v_mcl 25 Sep 2012
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        @TheEllenShow A string walks into a bar. Barman says: Did you bring ID? String answers: I'm a fraid knot. #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. Jaeger‏ @vajaegs 25 Sep 2012
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        @TheEllenShow hey Ellen! My friend @ericanorris11 has made two YouTube videos in hopes to get a job working for you! She's hysterical!

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