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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 17 Sep 2012

    I'm announcing the end of #ClassicJokeMonday. There will never be anything like it. In other news, tomorrow is our 1st #ClassicJokeTuesday!

    1:30 PM - 17 Sep 2012
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      2. Ricky Dillon‏Verified account @RickyPDillon 17 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow ELLEN! i made a parody to "GANGNAM STYLE" its SPONGEBOB STYLE! please watch it? =]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1noTSbSKk8g …

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      1. Mike Mores‏ @mikemores 17 Sep 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Hate to see #ClassicJokeMonday end...such a joy in my day! Look forward to seeing how #ClassicJokeTuesday fills the void.

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      1. • Amasic Army •‏ @Amasicators 17 Sep 2012
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        @theellenshow hey Ellen, check this guy out: http://youtube.com/greenday3840  he is amazing.

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      1. bones‏ @CHRISWPlNE 17 Sep 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Please have @kevinjonas and @daniellejonas on your show for @marriedtojonas! You'd make millions happy! #MTJ

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      1. kira‏ @kirafalls 17 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow You need to hit up my girl, @rgleitman She's been blasting out #BadJokeTuesday jokes for years #toofunny she's got a stockpile

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      2. Sam Oellrich‏ @SamOellrich 17 Sep 2012
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        @TheEllenShow y'all should have pickup line Thursday's #SammyForIntern

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      2. kT‏ @_katyyc 17 Sep 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow please get NickiMinaj back on the show Ellen!

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      1. Laura Oberski‏ @obeelaura 18 Sep 2012
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        @TheEllenShow not gonna lie I got pretty sad til the end of that tweet...

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      1. Taffy St. Bean‏ @TaffyStB 18 Sep 2012
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        @TheEllenShow man hears accent of 2 lge ladies-r u ladies from Ireland? "WALES stupid!" Sorry r u 2 WHALES frm Ireland? #ClassicJokeTuesday

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      1. Maggie Gannon‏ @maggie_gannon 17 Sep 2012
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        @TheEllenShow what should I do for my senior quote?

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      1. Liz quick‏ @Lizzeys 17 Sep 2012
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        @TheEllenShow y r u ending it no explanation at all I'm a girl who lks explanations on everythingso I understand otherwise it makes nosense

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      1. Libby‏ @lroot2011 17 Sep 2012
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        @TheEllenShow thank God!!! I thought you stopped and I was upset with a capital U!!!!!!

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      1. Matthew Moreillon‏ @MattMo42 17 Sep 2012
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        @TheEllenShow you had me worried for a second there.

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