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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 29 Aug 2012

    Bic has a new line of pens for women. What am I going to do about my mannish pencils?

    2:19 PM - 29 Aug 2012
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      2. Dave Konig‏ @davekonig 29 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow You mean those long, hard things with the pink tips?

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      1. BBC Woman's Hour‏Verified account @BBCWomansHour 30 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Never fear Ellen! We covered this troubling issue on the BBC this morninghttp://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00y013p …

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      1. Gary Majeski‏ @GaryMajeski 29 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow how exactly does that work? A few days a mnth the pen writes in red ink? It gets angry for no reason and wont write for you?

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      1. Stacy Noren‏ @StacyNoren 29 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow literally Lol'd so hard! #mannishpencils

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      1. Sandra Esposito‏ @sj_esposito1966 29 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Send them to Bic for a refund or take the challenge of a dance dare you vs. @CorinneDekker I'm sure your both up to challenge!

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      1. Michelle Juergen‏ @meeshull 29 Aug 2012
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        RT @TheEllenShow Bic has a new line of pens for women. What am I going to do about my mannish pencils?

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      1. JUDY MCLAREN‏ @JUDEDUDETTE 29 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Stand on a street corner with sunglasses and a cup !!!!!!!!!!!!! @judedutte

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      1. Mike deCourcy‏ @MikeIsReal 29 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow They are called Bic for Her & are available @OfficeMax

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      1.  ✨ amparo ortiz  ✨‏ @amparo_ortiz 29 Aug 2012
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        WHAT INDEED. RT @TheEllenShow Bic has a new line of pens for women. What am I going to do about my mannish pencils?

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      1. Savage Banananana‏ @TroysMyAngel 29 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow i know you love SYTYCD n love a laugh so check out my friends @HillywoodShow awesome HP parody! http://bit.ly/NxAFdR  have fun

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      1. Kerry Platt Flynn‏ @Flynner09 29 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow phew for a minute I thought that said penis not pens lol <3 your show!

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      1. The Maude‏ @TheMaude 29 Aug 2012
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        RT @theellenshow Bic has a new line of pens for women. What am I going to do about my mannish pencils?

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      1. Tim Frazer‏ @timfrazer 29 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow you can male them to me...

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      1. Julia Ogden‏ @JuliaOgden 5 Jul 2016
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        Thank goodness! As you can see I had been really struggling to draw with the man Bics.pic.twitter.com/RuWC9YXkhL

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      1. Heidi R. Young‏ @cbearbear01 5 Sep 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Ellen, ......

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      1. Laura Rinner‏ @RinnerLaura 3 Sep 2012
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        @TheEllenShow so funny. You make me laugh everyday!

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      1. Vannette‏ @shortievas 3 Sep 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Give it up!!

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