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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 20 Aug 2012

    Why did the woman name her iPhone "Titanic"? She was trying to get it to synch. #ClassicJokeMonday

    12:01 PM - 20 Aug 2012
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      1. Micaela Galiano‏ @micaelagaliano_ 20 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Let's stop with the joking for a minute to notice this girl who's dream it is to meet you #TeamKayla http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzyEvZt1hOs&sns=tw …

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      1. Bouch‏ @BOUCHpoops 20 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow someone told me that you and I smell similar. It could just be a rumor. But for now I'll tell people we're scent twins.

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      1. earl john l contado‏ @Jan2xL 20 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow ooooh nice one..

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      1. Christy‏ @ChristyHBritt 20 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow how do you wake up @ladygaga from a nap??? Poke-her-face. (per @BenStillerSux69) #ClassicJokeMonday

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      1. Ashley Thompson‏ @Ashley__Lovatic 20 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow i named my IPod The Titanic a long time ago. so when i plug it in, it says "the Titanic is synching"

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      1. Little Things ❤‏ @ozge_sanem 20 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow hahahha i falled on my chair :D :D

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      1. ash.‏ @ashytm 20 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow oh Ellen♥

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      2. Janice‏ @J_a_n_i_c_e__K 20 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Little old lady." "Little old lady who?" "I didn't know you could yodel." #ClassicJokeMonday

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      1. Jami‏ @umitsjami 20 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Ellen! :) can you please tweet me a "Hello" :) love you!

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      2. Josh®‏ @Bored_40_Over 20 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow sync*

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      3. Katie Mitchell‏ @matiekitchell 20 Aug 2012
        Replying to @Bored_40_Over

        @Jasboy94 did you just correct Ellen?

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      4. Josh®‏ @Bored_40_Over 20 Aug 2012
        Replying to @matiekitchell

        @katekook she spelled sync wrong.

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      5. Katie Mitchell‏ @matiekitchell 20 Aug 2012
        Replying to @Bored_40_Over

        @Jasboy94 she's Ellen Degeneres. She can spell however she wants

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      6. Josh®‏ @Bored_40_Over 20 Aug 2012
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        @katekook wrong.

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      1. Isabel Alvarez‏ @isabell_956 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow what do u call a do in the summer? a hot dog

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      1. Rose DiTomaso‏ @Rooooosey 23 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow lol

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