@TheEllenShow What do u call a fab band from Denmark,who we want 2 see on ur show?Its @afriendinlondon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_fFy5Icbh0 … @TimSchouOnline
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@TheEllenShow Why are peppers so nosy? Because they're jal-a-peño business.#ClassicJokeMonday -
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@KellyMcBride It was the first joke to actually make me LOL in a long time. Could've been the wine, could've been the sass in the jalapeño.
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@TheEllenShow What'd 0 say to 8? Hey, nice belt!#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Wild Card for A.K.A JAM!#XFactorPHThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow what do u call a dinosaur who sits on a pin? A megasoreass lol#classicjokemondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow what do you call a bear that can stand on his head? Yoga Bear#classicjokemondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow ! What do you call a dinosaurs bum after they go sledding down the Canadian Rockies? Asaurass.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@CassidyWalla@TheEllenShow: What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary? A thesaurus.#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow What do you call a dinosaur with big vocabulary? A thesaurus.#ClassicJokeMonday#edchat#nwpThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow A fish walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The fish croaks, "Water."#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow How do you make a tissue dance? You put alittle boogie in it(;Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow@Karli_Jenks you do these every Monday..... -
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@Karli_Jenks tight butthole Tuesday is the best
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@TheEllenShow Too funny!! I love it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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