@TheEllenShow Why cant donkeys get into college?
Nobody likes a smart ass.
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@TheEllenShow@MariamMalik_ thats a good oneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow@MariamMalik_ HAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAHThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow@MariamMalik_ i like it !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow@MariamMalik_ Awesome!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow love you and your show!! Hilarious!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow hey ellen i love all the funny things you do on the showThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow@MariamMalik_ A french fry walks into a bar and orders a burger. The bartender says, "sorry we don't serve food here!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow To catch a polar bear you cut a hole in ice, put some peas around it. When he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow@MariamMalik_ I need some gin and tonic, but I only got 39 cents in my pocketThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow@MariamMalik_ i want a seven &seven pleaseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow A dyslexic walks into a bra......Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow love your jokes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow - so a dyslexic horse walks into a rab and...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow If I was lucky enough to view your show, I'd get up and dance with you!#iwannawinsomething! I'm saving to see you, no phone:(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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