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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 13 Aug 2012

    RT @MariamMalik_ A ghost walks into a bar & asks 4 gin & tonic. The bartender says, "Sorry sir, we don't serve spirits." #ClassicJokeMonday

    3:19 PM - 13 Aug 2012
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      1. Jason Walker‏ @Jaybird_Walker 13 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Why cant donkeys get into college? Nobody likes a smart ass.

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      1. Spartacus Gaia‏ @karembo07 14 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @MariamMalik_ thats a good one

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      1. hajar zuhair‏ @hajarzuhair 14 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @MariamMalik_ HAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAH

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      1. romy fernandes‏ @romy8636 13 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @MariamMalik_ i like it !

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      1. Sabera‏ @Sabera__ 13 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @MariamMalik_ Awesome!

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      2. Karen Claudia Koontz‏ @KCKicks 18 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @MariamMalik_ lol!

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      3. Mariam Malik‏ @MariamMalik_ 20 Aug 2012
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        @KCKicks @TheEllenShow :)

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      1. Katherine Clearman‏ @KatieClearman 18 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow love you and your show!! Hilarious!!

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      1. isabella flores‏ @isabell51056069 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow hey ellen i love all the funny things you do on the show

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      1. Amy Gitre‏ @Gmomma14 15 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @MariamMalik_ A french fry walks into a bar and orders a burger. The bartender says, "sorry we don't serve food here!"

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      1. Rebecca Watters‏ @rwatters94 14 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow To catch a polar bear you cut a hole in ice, put some peas around it. When he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole!

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      1. Thehomelesslife‏ @Thehomelesslife 14 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @MariamMalik_ I need some gin and tonic, but I only got 39 cents in my pocket

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      1. peggi schimmel‏ @peggis515 14 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @MariamMalik_ i want a seven &seven please

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      1. Shannon Walker‏ @Shanterwalk 14 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow A dyslexic walks into a bra......

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      1. Wayne Unsell‏ @waycivil 14 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow love your jokes.

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      1. Aris‏ @iBCAris 13 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow - so a dyslexic horse walks into a rab and...

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      1. Sam Dinkins‏ @Justateenboy 13 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow If I was lucky enough to view your show, I'd get up and dance with you! #iwannawinsomething! I'm saving to see you, no phone:(

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