@TheEllenShow Two peanuts were in an alley. One was assaulted.
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@TheEllenShow A quadriplegic walks into a bar. The bartender says, "How did you do that?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow remeber that promise you made to@hopesolo after last year's world cup?#USWNTonEllen!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow#ClassicJokeMonday Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Why did the mushroom go to the party!? 'Cause he was a fungai (Fun GUY!)#HahahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow yesterday I saw a guy on a tractor shouting about the end of the world. Must have been Farmer Geddon#classicjokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow is it wrong that that made me laugh?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Classic!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow love yoyr showThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theellenshow you need to have either One Direction or Adam lambert (again) on your show! Please! XoxoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow all the joke this Monday had to do with bars....is there something we should know?#AAThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow hey ellen listen to Austin Waters on Youtube he's amazing. listen to fall into me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow I was not expecting that. Poled and dropped my soda.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow. Lol that's a good one!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow why do old silly jokes always make us laugh?The wide mouthed frog joke?Been telling it for 40 years.Still makes me laugh!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow 2 drunks walk into a bar, then 1 turns to the other and says, "WAIT A MINUTE ...DIDN'T WE JUST LEAVE THIS PLACE?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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