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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 13 Aug 2012

    A tomato walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here." #ClassicJokeMonday

    9:23 AM - 13 Aug 2012
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    243 replies 4,110 retweets 1,218 likes
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      2. Ursula Romeo‏ @ursulaaddesi 13 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow a mushroom walks into a bar & the bartender says, sorry we can't serve you. The mushroom replies, why not? I'm a fun guy.

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      1. Chris Bond‏ @Mrclmtbond 13 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow A baby tomato is slowly following his parents. The mom looks back and says "hey, ketchup"

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      1. Lloyd Walker‏ @Lloydatroid 13 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow the seven dwarfs walk into a bar for a drink. Bartender says" im sorry we dont serve miners"

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      1. Wes McRae‏ @rnwes 13 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow mushroom walks in bartender says we don't serve your kind. Mushroom: but come on I'm a fun-guy

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      1. twenty two‏ @Kiersten_xo 13 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Why dont ghosts have money problems? They dont have to worry about the cost of living. #ClassicJokeMonday

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      1. Kathy Tourdot‏ @pacificbluefog 13 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in a car accident? He's ALL RIGHT now!

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      1. bodil ♡ leah‏ @ArianrGrade 13 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow ...................that's not funny........:p

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      1. haron makori‏ @brickbar 13 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow good fun,

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      1. sadegh jalili‏ @msjalili 28 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow

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      1. Pamela‏ @pamelaparaison 20 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow love you Ellen

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      1. Aimee Knysh‏ @aimeemarie123 17 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow I has to read it twice too and I'm blonde! Lol

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      1. Lil'MammaJm‏ @LilmammaJM 15 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow LMAO! I don't get it :S

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      2. Tracy Haoui‏ @tracy_hawi 14 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow I don't get it.

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      3. Aseel Sherkawi‏ @AseelSherkawi1 14 Aug 2012
        Replying to @tracy_hawi

        @tracy_hawi u dnt get it :o its funny :p

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      4. Tracy Haoui‏ @tracy_hawi 14 Aug 2012
        Replying to @AseelSherkawi1

        @AseelSherkawi1 Enlighten me :p

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      1. Deb W‏ @fourplus2 14 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "What's with the long face?"

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