@TheEllenShow A drunk once asked me "Do lemons have legs?" I asked why and he said "I think I squeezed your canary into my glass"
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@TheEllenShow Where do polar bears hide their money? In snow banks :)#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow we got@carlyraejepsen to dance with us in our Call Me Maybe Video! http://youtu.be/qkx7ldYc2xY WATCH IT(:Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow thinking about new orleans hope all stay safeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Einstein what a smart guy. I only dislike his contribution to the Manhattan Project which was unnecessary.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow very good :DThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow the time space theoryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Have you heard about the new divorce barbie? She come with all kens stuff!!!!!!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow why do women like men with big muscles? They make a mean clam chowder!#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow cut the crap! come and have your broccoli!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow from my 7 year old niece.. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#time today RT@TheEllenShow: What did Einstein's mother say when he developed his famous theory? It's about time!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Einstein made a theory about space oh and it was about time too that's the one I know but his mum one is also goodThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow nest time am off 4 now i need u number, so dat i can call u or u call me wit dis number +231815946Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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