@TheEllenShow What do you call a fake pasta?? An impasta. #ClassicJokeMonday
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@ErynRose LAME. Jk, I saw that yesterday! hahaha -
@kitkatkels23 Haha, me too, on Pinterest! I just want Ellen to notice me. Is that too much to ask?!
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@TheEllenShow Did you hear about the peanut walking through Central Park? He was assaulted.#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Ellen ÿôü Havnt had a show in very long time so get your ass to it kThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow So a guy walks into a bar and says, "ouch."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Super funny! - End of conversation
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@TheEllenShow and@missnevadaOTMAO will be singing our Nat'nl anthem next week at the#Mets game in NYCThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow We are at the Miss America Teen pageant. Miss NV anti bullying platform would be perfect for the show@missNevadaOTMAOThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Nyuk, nyuk,nyuk...!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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