@TheEllenShow How do you stop a fish from smelling? Cut off its nose. #ClassicJokeMonday
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@TheEllenShow#classicjokemonday Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no-body to go with.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow A man goes in a bar... WHAT'S A MANGO DOING IN A BAR?!#classicjokemonday - 1 more reply
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@TheEllenShow What's the difference between a bad golfer n a bad skydiver. One whacks then says damn. The other says damn then whack.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow: What did the fireman name his children? Jose and Hose B.#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow#LOL how do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? Take the 'F' out of safe, and the 'F' out of way.. THERE IS NO 'F'-IN-WAY!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow I just want you to know that your corny twitter jokes are the only thing that gets me through MondaysThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow what nut is like a sneeze? A cashew god bless you LOLOThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Follow me!!! :) Please.. -
@Nevalc@theellenshow me, too! ;D
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@TheEllenShow @ofmiceand_melThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow ha ha haThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow I have moved to the UK I will your new session in the Fall xxThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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