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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 23 Jul 2012

    Did you hear about the guy who fell in an upholstery machine? He's fully recovered. #ClassicJokeMonday

    10:22 AM - 23 Jul 2012
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    • 497 Likes
    • callum el jimmy-R-1 Rita Tracey Cube Upholstery LordKennethRivera Anna Vaus kyra MaxwellFabrics Yvette Dearden
    120 replies 1,902 retweets 497 likes
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      2. Kenny Brooks‏ @realkennybrooks 23 Jul 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow did you see that video on you tube called door to door comedian watch it cause its hilarious

        2 replies 2 retweets 7 likes
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      1. kim‏ @xiLovePKJ2 23 Jul 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow ELLEN!!! Jonas fan really want @kevinjonas and @daniellejonas on your show! Please Kenielle on Ellen

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      1. MLMLB‏ @MLMLB 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow What's brown & sticky? A stick. #ClassicJokeMonday

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      1. Toronto Brian‏ @Trunorth 23 Jul 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow I hear you only drink on days that end in "y" ?

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      1. CodyCommando‏ @CodyCommando 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Check out this video of @CodySimpson performing a John Mayer song to 6000+ people. It's amazing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuDhyITWhe4 …

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      1. Bob Joswick‏ @BobJoswick 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Is he now a couch potato as well?

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      1. Celeste Hillier‏ @celestehillier 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow What did the nosey pepper do? Got jalapeño business! #ClassicJokeMonday

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      1. Brittany Janssen‏ @brit_nicole87 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow why do mermaids wear seashells? Beacause B-shells are to small #ClassicJokeMonday

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      1. • •‏ @Voodoxdoll 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Kenielle On Ellen! Please @kevinjonas @daniellejonas

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      1. Adriana Lima‏ @WeLoveAdriana 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow We want @AdrianaLima to go to the Ellen after she gives birth to her 2nd child! @MarilynAgencyNY

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      2. Sue Haylock‏ @haylocks123 23 Jul 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow pls. Get JCPenney Back in Qatar xx

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      1. TANDA‏ @Tanda 23 Jul 2012
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        @SandBlasterr Ellen did great! Who do you think had the best skin? Reply w/ #TandaTeenChoice for a chance to win a #TandaZap shirt!

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      1. susie ‏ @SuzyQ466 25 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow LOL

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      1. PHERLIL REY‏ @FORUTOC 24 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Say NO to Chick-Fil-A.

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      1. e_Harmony‏ @e_Harmony8D 24 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Oh good I was really pulling for him there

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      1. Pudgester‏ @harvykek 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Now THAT'S funny!

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      1. Rose Kinsella‏ @Rosiero49 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow how do u know its summer in Ireland. The rain gets warmer

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