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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 23 Jul 2012

    What did the coach tell the runner who was afraid of hurdles? Get over it. #ClassicJokeMonday

    9:54 AM - 23 Jul 2012
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    154 replies 3,406 retweets 980 likes
      1. María Rigou‏ @mariarigou 23 Jul 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow what do you call a fake spaghetti? An impasta. #ClassicJokeMonday

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      1. PatrickWhite‏ @PatrickWhite_ 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow what did the coach say to the vending machine? Give me my quarterback!

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      1. Peter Mayhew‏ @mayhewp 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow how do you make a hotdog stand? (You take away his chair) #ClassicJokeMonday

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      1.  💖 Stephanie  💖‏ @New_Jersey87 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Why did the potato go to the doctor? It had a stye in its eye :P

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      1. Logan Trimble‏ @ltrimble14 26 Mar 2013
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        “@TheEllenShow: What did the coach tell the runner who was afraid of hurdles? Get over it. #ClassicJokeMonday” @allison_hallock haha Halston

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      1. Christopher Brackett‏ @CSDBrackett 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow What do you call and alligator in a vest? An investigator. #ClassicJokeMonday

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      1. barbara gales‏ @barbaragales 29 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow ur the greatest

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      1. Kendra‏ @Kendra66949663 26 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow just wanted to let you know you are an amazing person

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      1. Jennifer Neider‏ @jenneider 26 Jul 2012
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        RT @TheEllenShow: What did the coach tell the runner who was afraid of hurdles? Get over it. #ClassicJokeMonday

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      1.  ✨Vilma Eaton‏ @Blackeaton 25 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow {~}

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      1. Coach‏ @CoachesLife 24 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow that sounds like an old fashioned great joke to me. Haha

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      1. Stephanie‏ @stephhinkes 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow thoroughly enjoying #ClassicJokeMonday

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      1. Nat‏ @belfastbells 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow What did the elephant say to the naked man? 'How do you breathe with that thing?' 😉

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      1. Trista ‏ @TriStar59 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Hi Ellen! So been watchin your show I luv you and decided to try this whole tweet thing help me out! Please Still learning lol

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      1. Shawn Fitzsimmons‏ @fitzoid84 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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      1. mariomourersuperfan‏ @kobebtrfan 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Ellen can you visit btr to your show again I'm a 12 yrs old I'm a biggest fan of btr and I'm biggest fan of Ellen reply bck by

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      1. chandramaurie‏ @ChandraMaurie 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Was that the same marathon runner who suffered the agony of "defeat"? lol

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      1. Jennifer Smith‏ @jennifer8371 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow I love Ellen, she can always put a smile on my face

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