@TheEllenShow what do you call a fake spaghetti? An impasta. #ClassicJokeMonday
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@TheEllenShow what did the coach say to the vending machine? Give me my quarterback!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow how do you make a hotdog stand? (You take away his chair)#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Why did the potato go to the doctor? It had a stye in its eye :PThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow: What did the coach tell the runner who was afraid of hurdles? Get over it.#ClassicJokeMonday”@allison_hallock haha HalstonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow What do you call and alligator in a vest? An investigator.#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow ur the greatestThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow just wanted to let you know you are an amazing personThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow: What did the coach tell the runner who was afraid of hurdles? Get over it.#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow that sounds like an old fashioned great joke to me. HahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow thoroughly enjoying#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow What did the elephant say to the naked man? 'How do you breathe with that thing?'
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@TheEllenShow Hi Ellen! So been watchin your show I luv you and decided to try this whole tweet thing help me out! Please Still learning lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Ellen can you visit btr to your show again I'm a 12 yrs old I'm a biggest fan of btr and I'm biggest fan of Ellen reply bck byThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Was that the same marathon runner who suffered the agony of "defeat"? lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow I love Ellen, she can always put a smile on my faceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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