@TheEllenShow Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it had no body to go with. #ClassicJokeMonday
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@MRagussis@TheEllenShow this should happen!
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@TheEllenShow Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow what do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ImaddyH kinda joke ;)@TheEllenShow: When does a clock go back four seconds? When it's still hungry.#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow what do you call a nosy pepper? Jalepeño business!#classicjokemonday#bekindeveryone - 1 more reply
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@TheEllenShow what did the snail say when it rode on the turtles back? WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow What do you call a bear with no teeth?... A Gummy Bear :)#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow lol you make my dayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow ahhh....took me a second lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow shit just like ur showThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Love your positive sence of humor & caring heart. Something I think you would want to know:http://m.journalstar.com/mobile/article_d0892b58-9ec9-566c-8b66-bb0a032b8e03.html …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow When does a clock go back four seconds? When it's still hungry.#ClassicJokeMonday //@samereed, you love this don't you?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow How many Real Men does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark!#ClassicJokeMondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow hi ellen big fan of your showThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow OMG, Ellen, what did the snail say when riding on the turtles back......weeeeeeeeeeeeeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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