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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 23 Jul 2012

    When does a clock go back four seconds? When it's still hungry. #ClassicJokeMonday

    9:37 AM - 23 Jul 2012
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    154 replies 3,505 retweets 991 likes
      1. Rove McManus‏Verified account @Rove 23 Jul 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it had no body to go with. #ClassicJokeMonday

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      2. Michele Ragussis‏ @MRagussis 23 Jul 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow I want to cook for you

        6 replies 12 retweets 4 likes
      3. jessica mathews‏ @jm3212 23 Jul 2012
        Replying to @MRagussis

        @MRagussis @TheEllenShow this should happen!

        0 replies 6 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jeffrey‏ @mrmonka 23 Jul 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

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      1. Ella Gabriel‏ @iamellagabriel 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow what do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. #ClassicJokeMonday

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      1. Pray †‏ @Just10Belieber 23 Jul 2012
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        A @ImaddyH kinda joke ;) @TheEllenShow: When does a clock go back four seconds? When it's still hungry. #ClassicJokeMonday

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      2. Lauren Barre‏ @LBurr_ay 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow what do you call a nosy pepper? Jalepeño business! #classicjokemonday #bekindeveryone

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Jared Young‏ @JaredKYoung 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow what did the snail say when it rode on the turtles back? WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! #ClassicJokeMonday

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      1. Hannah Perry‏ @hannahperry320 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow What do you call a bear with no teeth?... A Gummy Bear :) #ClassicJokeMonday

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      1. Christina Myracle‏ @MysticMyracle 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow lol you make my day

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      1. Lisa‏ @Lisa_LLB217 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow ahhh....took me a second lol

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      1. Conor‏ @kavo1990 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow shit just like ur show

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      1. Shauna Groenewold  🙏‏ @Shauna_Shines 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Love your positive sence of humor & caring heart. Something I think you would want to know:http://m.journalstar.com/mobile/article_d0892b58-9ec9-566c-8b66-bb0a032b8e03.html …

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      1. Melissa Taylor‏ @MelissaRTaylor 23 Jul 2012
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        RT @TheEllenShow When does a clock go back four seconds? When it's still hungry. #ClassicJokeMonday // @samereed, you love this don't you?

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      1. Alyssa Guida‏ @adiugassyla 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow How many Real Men does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark! #ClassicJokeMonday

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      1. Chloe curran‏ @ChloeChloeloop 12 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow hi ellen big fan of your show

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      1. Terry Gustafson‏ @terrymother 3 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow OMG, Ellen, what did the snail say when riding on the turtles back......weeeeeeeeeeeee

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