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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 16 Jul 2012

    RT @preetkat33 Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil? Never mind it's pointless. #ClassicJokeMonday

    1:07 PM - 16 Jul 2012
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      1. an cailín cainteach ☘‏ @Trillian_01 16 Jul 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        Courtesy of my 10 year old son: what sort of personality does a butt have? A cheeky one. #ClassicJokeMonday / @TheEllenShow

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      1. Ashley Shultz‏ @AshleyShu1tz 18 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Can we have #classicjokemonday everyday?

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      1. Lexi Neaman‏ @lexineaman 16 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow why was the tomato blushing? Cause it saw the salad dressing! #classicjokemonday

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      1. ✗‏ @accioparamo 16 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Did you hear about the joke about the toilet? Never mind, it's too dirty.

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      1. Артем Франгульян‏ @afranguliyan 16 Jul 2012
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        @theellenshow Hi! Your show is the greatest show eveerrr!!!=) I like it sooo muchhh! Follow me back pls! It will mean a LOT for me!10

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      1. Felicia Hannon‏ @Felicia_Hannon 16 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @preetkat33 OMg im watching your show right now and your too funny<3 #INSPIRED;*

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      1. njabulo‏ @njebs85 8 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow ..im frm south africa dat pic ws tkn n1 whn it ws snowingpic.twitter.com/QrIwDsBM

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      1. njabulo‏ @njebs85 8 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @preetkat33

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      1. Cynthia Flaherty‏ @cthumbs 7 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @preetkat33 Not till now but do you know why inmates don't have erasers on their pencils because it's a correctional facility.

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      1. Ashlyn Marra-Sigler‏ @trashlyn22 1 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @preetkat33 Airman asks Justin Bieber to USAF ball http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_waKGqqVJS4&sns=tw … … #Airmen #AirForce #USAF

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      1. Angel w/Dirty Wingz‏ @AngelwDirtyWing 22 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @preetkat33 haaa,cant erase that from my mind!thx

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      1. emilie d‏ @emoemilie2000 22 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow haha my sister always try to make that funny but u make it funnier

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      1. Dr Rehan Gul‏ @Rehangul9 18 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @preetkat33 LAPTOP USE CAUSES SKIN CANCER.. Read details at http://www.medic4health.com/2012/07/excess  …

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      1. Kelly Page‏ @IrishMommy03 17 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @preetkat33 LOVE IT!!!

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      1. Linda shackley‏ @mamashakley 17 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow saw this on way home-- yes I live in the South, yes I live in a town called Cowpens, but, come on!!pic.twitter.com/xZZFQWfb

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      1. Leslie Rehak‏ @ohanagirl22 17 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Just keep swimming!pic.twitter.com/iXv8nBAe

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      1. Leslie Rehak‏ @ohanagirl22 17 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks at the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?"pic.twitter.com/vceK6Dym

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      1. Stormyweather‏ @CheyontheRun 17 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @preetkat33

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      1. Nita Rowe‏ @NitaRowe2 17 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow I know you have so many followers, but please reply. I don't want anything from you, except to maybe tell her story.

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