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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 16 Jul 2012

    RT @GinaRochester Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi #ClassicJokeMonday

    1:03 PM - 16 Jul 2012
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      1. ebbawestman ❥‏ @Ebbawestman 16 Jul 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow the vampire diaries -cast should come to your show, just saying... :)

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      2. Corin Nemec‏Verified account @imcorinnemec 16 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @GinaRochester a shitty jack-o-lantern with a few slits in it.

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      3. Blackskyradio‏ @Blackskyradio 16 Jul 2012
        Replying to @imcorinnemec

        @imcorinnemec How much to commission a small graffiti piece from you? Ya know for the studio...I want to know how much to put for the Kick

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      4. Corin Nemec‏Verified account @imcorinnemec 16 Jul 2012
        Replying to @Blackskyradio

        @Blackskyradio for you?! just pay for the paint brother! the work is on me. oh, and the air fare to fly me out. i'll crash at your crib.

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      5. Blackskyradio‏ @Blackskyradio 16 Jul 2012
        Replying to @imcorinnemec

        @imcorinnemec Shiit as much as I want to do that neither landlord will let us paint the buildings, I was thinking and original on canvas..

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      6. Corin Nemec‏Verified account @imcorinnemec 16 Jul 2012
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        @Blackskyradio ohhhhh!!! got ya! yeah, i don't do canvas really because the scale is so limiting, but let me see what i can do!

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      7. Blackskyradio‏ @Blackskyradio 16 Jul 2012
        Replying to @imcorinnemec

        @imcorinnemec Yeah I hear ya, hard to do a 3'x5' when you are used to working on a 24'x50' LOL

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      8. Corin Nemec‏Verified account @imcorinnemec 16 Jul 2012
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        @Blackskyradio EXACTLY!!!! HA!

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      1. Maggie Mae's Mom‏ @MaggieMaeMags 16 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @GinaRochester Making me hungry!

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      1. Kara Marchand‏ @__karamiaz__ 16 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Hi! Im kara and i have some vids on youtube! please follow me and @KiraleaD ! by the way i LOVE LOVE LOVE your show!

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      2. Han‏ @Hannanabread 16 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She ran away from the ball.

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      1. CrazyWeird‏ @1_Words_1 20 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @GinaRochester good joke lol

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      1. Mary L. Schaefer‏ @marylou21 18 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow love it

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      1. KcLovesSelG_JB‏ @itsmekarolkc 18 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Hi Ellen, I've watched some of your episodes on YouTube and its so funny!

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      1. m warren‏ @mikew790 17 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @GinaRochester Q,whats the only thing that gets bigger the more you take away from it? A....a sinkhole

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      1. WILLIAM COOK‏ @USEDVAGINAS 17 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @GinaRochester YOU GET ICE CREAM AND SOME WHIP CREAM

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      1. Stormyweather‏ @CheyontheRun 17 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow @GinaRochester

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