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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 16 Jul 2012

    Why can't you push an envelope? Because it's stationery. #ClassicJokeMonday

    10:02 AM - 16 Jul 2012
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    • Sabai Thai Spa LordKennethRivera Anna Vaus Danny Gütiɛrrɛz Raine Hokan Aurangzeb Anabagil Emily Blackhurst Sundry Supplies Ginky Stationery
    150 replies 3,168 retweets 792 likes
      1. M‏ @itsmiller_time_ 16 Jul 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow What kind of bees make milk?? BOOOOO-BEES!!!

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      1. Denisa Orlandea‏ @DenisaSays 16 Jul 2012
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        #ClassicJokeMondays are the best! Haha RT "@TheEllenShow Why can't you push an envelope? Cause it's stationary."

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      1. ʝιм §єα∂єνιℓ ωєανєr‏ @RogueSailor 16 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow How do cows get a jump start on the day? They drink their Moo-ning Coffee. ( @ElizabethHurley ) #MOO!

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      2. Chelsi King‏ @chelsilking 16 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow why shouldn't you do business with trees? Things get shady. #ClassicJokeMonday

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      1. Lezmana‏ @Lezmana4 15 Jul 2013
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        @theellenshow @nywidi

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      1. Caitie Rose‏ @CaitieRosie 13 Aug 2012
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        @TheEllenShow the frustrated cannibal just threw up his hands!

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      1. EXPLORE‏ @andrewbugelli 18 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow What do you call a man with no shins? Toe-knee. #classicjokemonday

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      1. deb furlong‏ @fursom 18 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow What do you call a Judge with no thumbs? Justice fingers

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      1. Prema Rose‏ @prema_rose 17 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow Yes, it just wont ever write me back

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      1. Jessica Slone‏ @jpslone0821 17 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow haha, love it!!

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      1. Shirma‏ @lazare58 17 Jul 2012
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      1. Gail Perry-Mason‏ @gailpmason 17 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow LOL...Love your show!

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      1. defran‏ @desultree 16 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow u kill me - I love these!

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      1. Mary England‏ @uncustomarylove 16 Jul 2012
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        @LaShanieO I especially like this week's joke. Can you guess why?

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