@TheEllenShow What kind of bees make milk?? BOOOOO-BEES!!!
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#ClassicJokeMondays are the best! Haha RT "@TheEllenShow Why can't you push an envelope? Cause it's stationary."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow How do cows get a jump start on the day? They drink their Moo-ning Coffee. (@ElizabethHurley )#MOO!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow why shouldn't you do business with trees? Things get shady.#ClassicJokeMonday - 1 more reply
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@TheEllenShow the frustrated cannibal just threw up his hands!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow What do you call a man with no shins? Toe-knee.#classicjokemondayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow What do you call a Judge with no thumbs? Justice fingersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow Yes, it just wont ever write me backThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow haha, love it!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow LOL...Love your show!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheEllenShow u kill me - I love these!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@LaShanieO I especially like this week's joke. Can you guess why?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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