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    Ellen DeGeneres‏Verified account @TheEllenShow 16 Jul 2012

    What happened to the thief who stole a calendar? He got 12 months. #ClassicJokeMonday

    9:30 AM - 16 Jul 2012
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      2. Rove McManus‏Verified account @Rove 16 Jul 2012
        Replying to @TheEllenShow

        @TheEllenShow What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. #ClassicJokeMonday

        4 replies 26 retweets 15 likes
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      1. Angela #SPNCLE‏ @YoMeAng 16 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow What has 14 eyes, lots of talent and loves making people happy?! @ytfglobal :D #ClassicJokeMonday #NotReallyAJoke #PutEmOnTV?

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      1. emma carpenter‏ @emma5663 16 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow how do you annoy lady gaga? Poker face #ClassicJokeMonday

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      1. Ina‏ @Inamarthinsen 16 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow What did the mermaid wear to math class? An algae-bra #classicJokeMonday

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      1. Alyssa Guida‏ @adiugassyla 16 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow What did one cat say to the other cat? I was just kitten, didn't mean to hurt your felines. #ClassicJokeMonday

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      1. Gina Parks‏ @veggiecrocker 16 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow #classic joke Monday Why did Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? For drizzle :-)

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      1. david‏ @dunston1968 16 Jul 2012
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        @mari_skyz_music @TheEllenShow That's a good point..lol

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      1. derva malley‏ @DervaMalley 20 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow 😃

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      1. laura block‏ @laurablcok 19 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow I love your show I watch it every change I get

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      1. CherylAmmeter‏ @CherylAmmeter 17 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow And that fall led to the winter of his discontent . . .

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      1. steve slatcher‏ @daddymonsterS 17 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow #Weak'S http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2174798/Dan-Penteado-BBC-Rogue-Traders-presenter-swindled-24-000-benefits-jailed-12-weeks.html … #meh! #JustGeTITright will Ye.... #LOL

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      1. bryanelly‏ @bryanelly4 16 Jul 2012
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        @TheEllenShow hahahaha

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